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by **Woollyback** » Fri May 06, 2005 11:52 am

has the barmaid got any STD's?

by **dawson99** » Fri May 06, 2005 11:52 am

Woollyback wrote:has the barmaid got any STD's?

why? u offering her some? :rasp

by **Starbridge42** » Sat May 07, 2005 1:27 pm

U'll keep the sausage out of the barmaid until after closing time
You trying to break my freakin pool table u put ur own money in it dammit!

Lee n his band have finished setting up, and none of the country ****** u got it boi!?

I love acting like a tightarse

by **84-1106852058** » Sat May 07, 2005 4:39 pm

Woollyback wrote:has the barmaid got any STD's?

Salty tangy dips mmmmmmmmmmm pass me the nibbles barman

by **Woollyback** » Sat May 07, 2005 8:27 pm

At least somebody knows what I meant, the waitress down at Suepee's used to give me STD's all the time

by **84-1106852058** » Sun May 08, 2005 4:00 pm

Give ua a pint and put the match on.Eastenders FFS

by **anfieldadorer** » Sun May 08, 2005 6:28 pm

(@rse vs. liv 3-1)

anbyody seeen mme carrr?

:sleep

by **84-1106852058** » Tue May 10, 2005 4:21 pm

Is it happy hour yet?

by **Starbridge42** » Tue May 10, 2005 9:34 pm

Cos its ma birfday you lads and lasses can have one gratias free drink taken from our wide selection of....

well wateva the feck u can find u can drink today
OI YOU PUT DOWN THE WINDOW CLEANER!!!

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Tue May 10, 2005 11:13 pm

when i was seventeen,
i drank some very good beer.
i drank some very good beer i purchaced,
with a fake id.
my name was brian mc gee.
i stayed up listening to queen.
when i was seventeen.

by **Roger Red Hat** » Wed May 11, 2005 9:44 am

Hey guys, any requests for the band to play?? Float them on top of a pint !

by **Pablo_Escobar** » Wed May 11, 2005 9:51 am

Anyone drinks the real deal here ??
Vodka is delicious, when it's frosted well there's nothing like it

Cheers mates

by **Roger Red Hat** » Wed May 11, 2005 10:15 am

1-2 , 1-2 ,TESTING 1-2 ,

LET'S ROCK :buttrock

[LeeJ brings in the intro for Sweet Child O Mine to raptuous applause, everyone looks around to the door cos they all think Slash is in the room, surely no one can play it as good as him can they? - YOU BET YOUR A$$ THEY CAN!!]

She's got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything
Was as fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away to that special place
And if I'd stare too long
I'd probably break down and cry

ALTOGETHER NOW.................

OOOOOHHH Sweet child o' mine
OOOOOHHH OH OH OH Sweet love of mine ..........

by **Starbridge42** » Mon May 16, 2005 10:43 am

you scared every1 away

by **Roger Red Hat** » Mon May 16, 2005 11:54 am

[big lick, fret w@nkingly great screaming guitar solo, LeeJ down on the floor sh@gging his guitar, group of screaming girls shouting LEE J ! LEE J!] ahhh the fame!

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