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Postby supersub » Sat Apr 30, 2005 11:53 pm

Wise words my man...now shove the hose up and give me a full colonic clean out,I'm expecting a seething Vindaloo after several more of the fine black nectar.OOH! put the hose in the hands of that busty young wench;perhaps she will have the gentle touch!
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Postby Starbridge42 » Sun May 01, 2005 2:21 am

Ya got it brotha

Oi Lynds supersub wants you to hose him out!

:D :D
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Postby LFC #1 » Sun May 01, 2005 3:08 am

how is a 14 year old the ****** landlord? :D
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Postby Starbridge42 » Sun May 01, 2005 6:04 am

U've got a problem with it mate??

'with a click of his fingers duters summons three burly men who dispose of LFC#1.
exit stage left'
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Postby LFC #1 » Sun May 01, 2005 9:42 am

what a ****** ****** you are. :D
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Postby Starbridge42 » Sun May 01, 2005 9:50 am

Yer thas rite boi, n dont u forget it.

As Sir Don once said to me, yeah thats right we was old mates, you need to show a little r-e-s-t-c-p epsecially for me bitches

fair dinkum, the don never missed ali g
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Postby Woollyback » Sun May 01, 2005 3:11 pm

who's duters?

and who put spanish fly in supersub's corn flakes?  :rasp
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Postby Starbridge42 » Wed May 04, 2005 1:21 pm

Duters is my real name u idiot :p (pronounced jew-ders or judas)

Now r u buying or just taken up tables boi??
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Postby Woollyback » Wed May 04, 2005 2:10 pm

ok, pint of worcester sauce with a dash of tomato juice please :buttrock
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Wed May 04, 2005 2:18 pm

Hi mate, we're the band. Where do we set up?
Sex, drugs and sausage rolls!
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Postby Starbridge42 » Thu May 05, 2005 11:56 am

Bro bought time u got here we've got ppl trying to get the waitresses to hose them down already, the stage over on the right next to the guy sleeping his own vomit.

And set up sharpish
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Postby supersub » Fri May 06, 2005 12:50 am

Oh! That's just great you could have woken me up for the match.......who's the band?
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Postby LFC #1 » Fri May 06, 2005 7:08 am

Starbridge42 wrote:Duters is my real name u idiot :p (pronounced judas)

so you are Harry Redknapp then?  :D
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Postby Woollyback » Fri May 06, 2005 11:39 am

pint please barman
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Postby dawson99 » Fri May 06, 2005 11:46 am

bottle of bud for me, and some bacon fries :D
also a bit of change for the pool table?
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