Its not a boozing holiday for gangs ofl ads probably is for girls like cause the Tunisians love the English girls for the tips.
But Turkey is a sh.ithole compared to this place.
Ive never felt so much welcome in my whole intire life.
The only thing they didnt do for us was bring us to the toilet.
They done absolutly everything but I am not the sort I bring my glasses back etc.
You get waited on hand and foot.
The animation team start work at 10 in the mornin till 2 at night.
Ive been on piles of holidays with sh.itty games like water polo, darts, beach volly ball.
Ive never participated, but I did this time, cause it was so funny.
The music all day long made you want to, I didnt even score on the dart board like a big t!t, they blind folded me made me do a stupid dance then dance around the pool like a right t!t but I loved it
It was a feckin scream.
Cause there was a load of miserable kunts everywhere I as laughin me head off I'd never do it but I didnt give a sh.it this time.
Had a water pipe everyday but with ale in no water and the odd hashish pipe, superb la buzzin off everyone.
I am proud to say its been my first holiday infact the only holiday , I have seen none Brits fight it was fuckin great
the spanish where fighting with the french, the french where fighting with the Ities, the Poles where fighting with the Russians great amuzment of a night.So any kunt turn round and say its only the british that fight on holiday go to Tunisia.
Them fights where feckin great
Over silly things like that metal ball game the frogs where proper boxing at 4 the afternoon they took it dead serious.And someone took someones chair.
Im a scouser I have witnessed a lot Ive never witnessed fights like this, shower French algerians abar 20 of them knocked feck out of these Italians over some chairs.
sh.it meself at the time cause Aaron was in the middle of it but after feckinell.
Then next off some Welsh woman strangeld her hubby with her handbag dragged his head on the floor battered him with the coal from the water pipe stumped abar 5 ciggies out on his face
pmslFeckin brillaint.
Animation team out of this world keep you occuptied 24/7 cant do enough for you they do everything.
Food was a bit sh.itty like but you are in north africa if you want beans on toast dont go here.
Well I have so much more to say but for such a short journey from England what a wonderful country, most of the Tunisians are fantastic why people go to Turkey when they can go here baffles me.
Tunisia gets my vote what a fantasic holiday, it did help being blonde but after a few days it calmed down, faboulous Aarons spoken to about 10 people from the kids animation on MSN already.
They kept their promise he absoulty luvs them they have spent 2 days wages speaking to him today, unbelievable.
Amazing place not a boozing holiday for gangs of lads but for families out of this world.
Oh and they love blondes so I was treated like a queen Slimfast is the main man in our hotel he makes your holiday what it is what an amazing man he lost 20 stone stone he calls himself Slimfast now. Funny kunt though.
Seriously Ive been to Spain 3 times in six months I wont be going back in a hurry.
Tunisia Jasmine Hammamet is the place to be.
) when some old fella slipped past me and into my seat and began ogling the girl I was with. I was so impressed with the barefaced cheek I burst out laughing 
