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[Woollyback]

scalectrix, it's all i ever wanted as a kid but never got it so would love to get some "closure" as yanks would say   on second thoughts f*ck closure, i just wanna race little cars around and make 'em crash 'n' stuff

[andy_g]

the thing is with scalextrix though, is that it looks the absolute effin business in the box, like its just bursting with excitement. setting it up makes you breath a little faster, the smell of electricity when the cars first start moving... all brilliant. but then after ten minutes you're bored s.hitless and can't be @rsed walking across to the other side of the room again to put the feckin car back in the slot.

thats when you have to start digging the toy soldiers out and putting them in the middle of the fast straight to see how spectacularly you can take em out.

i was walking around a different part of town the other day and found a grown mens scalextrix club with a massive plate glass window onto the street. they had an 8 lane circuit, must have been a good couple of hundred feet of track - and several bored as feck looking sad @rses in sweat stained nylon shirts and sta-pressed trousers. put me off for life, mate.



me? i'll have an evil knievel thank you very much

[Woollyback]

andy you swine, you're like the taliban destroying my buddha, shattering my dreams and p!ssing on my chips, looks like scalextrix will have to be consigned to the bin, in favour of driving performance alfa romeos on real roads     

[Woollyback]

ps. the weather forecast says it's raining in barcelona 

[andy_g]

they're lying

[Woollyback]

they're lying

ok, snowing then

[andy_g]

then how come i'm out on the balcony in my flip flops and sequinned jock strap drinking a pina colada, smart @rse?

[Woollyback]

then how come i'm out on the balcony in my flip flops and sequinned jock strap drinking a pina colada, smart @rse?

i wondered where honolulu bob was staying tonight, he said he'd found some sexy bitch in barca

[andy_g]

that's yummy BEACH



or BEEEE - ATCH to you

[Judge]

then how come i'm out on the balcony in my flip flops and sequinned jock strap drinking a pina colada, smart @rse?

i wondered where honolulu bob was staying tonight, he said he'd found some sexy bitch in barca

so andy's with JBG 

[Reinas No.1 Fan]

I dont want anything santa, but could you give Jose Moureeniho SARS and bird flu for me. that would be super

[woof woof !]

always wanted a kennel with a porch , please Santa 

[drummerphil]

the thing is with scalextrix though, is that it looks the absolute effin business in the box, like its just bursting with excitement. setting it up makes you breath a little faster, the smell of electricity when the cars first start moving... all brilliant. but then after ten minutes you're bored s.hitless and can't be @rsed walking across to the other side of the room again to put the feckin car back in the slot.

thats when you have to start digging the toy soldiers out and putting them in the middle of the fast straight to see how spectacularly you can take em out.

i was walking around a different part of town the other day and found a grown mens scalextrix club with a massive plate glass window onto the street. they had an 8 lane circuit, must have been a good couple of hundred feet of track - and several bored as feck looking sad @rses in sweat stained nylon shirts and sta-pressed trousers. put me off for life, mate.



me? i'll have an evil knievel thank you very much

Evil Kenevil......had one of them loved it until i broke the handle  off the wind up thing.

[Red squirrel]

The Premership Title....Dont think Santa's got a magic wand though!

[woof woof !]

The Premership Title....Dont think Santa's got a magic wand though!

Hey ! he can always borrow my knob .