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Postby Lando_Griffin » Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:31 am

Dundalk wrote:Meet the 22-year-old who dreams of being the next male Jordan and who plans to have £50,000 of cosmetic surgery - all funded by his mum

Nineteen-year-old model Adam plans to pursue his dream of heading to LA for a host of cosmetic surgery, in a bid to be the next Jordan, aka Katie Price.

Adam has already had botox, lip fillers, teeth whitening, skin peels and countless sunbeds and nows he hopes to have a nose job, pectoral implants, laser resurfacing, abdominal etching to give him a six pack, chin re-alignment, 24 dental veneers and calf implants.

Extravagant demands

Adam's mother Amanda is happy to fund his extreme makeover - an ordeal that could see her fork out a cool £55,000. She says she's always paid for Adam's extravagant ideals, including first class tickets for him to fly LA while she holidays at Pontins.

Extreme measures

She said: "If he wants the surgery and it makes him happy, then I want him to go for it. If I have to re-mortgage my home to pay for it, I will."

Adam said: "I want the perfect body. When I look in the mirror, I'm not happy with what I see. And I know I could go to the gym to get pecs but cosmetic surgery is there to be had."

Among Adam's possessions are two different coloured i-Phones, which enable him to co-ordinate them with his outfits, three designer watches - one costing £10,000, a selection of £250 tracksuits and a £10,000 luggage set.

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For the love of God would someone not have a word with this fella, or would it just be easier to give him a lethal injection instead of an anesthetic when he is going in for the operations.   :no

What a f*cking faggot. :no
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:40 am

Emerald Red wrote:
andy_g wrote:can we put any tool in here?

here's another - tom o'c a prize twoot if ever there was one. check out the song and the video, go on

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F'ckin hell. I feel ashamed he's from the same country as me. What a ballbag.

Oh.

F*cking.

Dear.

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Postby Bad Bob » Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:16 am

Dundalk wrote:Image

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Orange face is the new black face? ???  :D

BTW, check out the young John Cleese in the top pic.  :Oo:
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Postby bigmick » Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:45 am

Whats the score with the poor c... with the orange head  ??? His whole body can't look like that surely, he'd have a todger like a gnarled carrot.
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Postby Keris » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:33 am

andy_g wrote:can we put any tool in here?

here's another - tom o'c a prize twoot if ever there was one. check out the song and the video, go on

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that is disgusting  :help  :no
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Postby andy_g » Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:13 am

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tom with his biatches

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Postby Ciggy » Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:01 am

bigmick wrote:Whats the score with the poor c... with the orange head  ??? His whole body can't look like that surely, he'd have a todger like a gnarled carrot.

They are the male versions of the orange scouse girl umper lumpers :D

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Postby Ciggy » Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:08 am

Bitter mongrel :D

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At first you may not think theres much wrong with this picture, well check out the full Reina kit over the jeans :D

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Why? just why?

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Oh dear  :no  :laugh:

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Postby GRAHAM01 » Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:10 am

WTF is all that about what a plank :D

as for the new jordan!! well mate no one likes the old slapper so why the feck would you think that is a good idea ???
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Postby Ciggy » Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:28 am

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Postby andy_g » Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:46 am

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Postby Ciggy » Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:56 am

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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

haha omg wtf is that dirty b@stard  :laugh:
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Postby bunglemark2 » Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:12 am

I think this thread is going down, down, down......
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Postby Ciggy » Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:13 am

bunglemark2 wrote:I think this thread is going down, down, down......

Oh get a sense of humour its only a laugh  :)
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Postby NANNY RED » Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:28 am

That Crouchenko fella Cigg i saw him laoads of times at the Match  :laugh:
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