remember the veritable heat wave the other week this is what happened to me ...I had just come in from the Garden and was sitting in the conservatory feet up Ice cold bottle of Becks straight out of the fridge life was just perfect ... When the Wife came in and told me she had been shouting the neighbours from over the way but she believed they were pretending to be out (Women always have to believe otherwise )anyway she asked me to wait till she pulls out of the drive and then check the Garden to see if anyone comes out of their house ... well I sort of said I would so grudgingly I made my way over to the fence of my neighbours garden and peered through the gaps and as I did I was stunned to see my neighbours Wife staring back at me in just the tiniest bikini you have ever seen ... and she asked me if I wanted something ...to which I replied I need a saw (I know not the coolest of answers )
What kind of saw she asked ,I was equally quick with my snappy answer a coping saw will do ... she replied Ok I will have a look why what do you want it for (and here's the pearl I came out with )
Oh Im just sawing things ......... Oh Ok she said and I could hear her giggles as she disappeared into the shed
"FUCKING SAWING THINGS " of all the Shite things I could say .......... everytime I see her now she smiles that little smile that says I know you were clocking me
I have literally gone over it a thousand times in my head anything would have been infinitely better than the reply I gave anything .....but this has been haunting me for days now
