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[MilitiaRusher]

In a black man's funeral, only two people are holding his coffin. Why?













A garbage can only has two handles.

[Garymac]

JEEZ Militia, id work a little harder on making your jokes a little less, well, racist?



OMG im laughing out of shock, not sure thats what Dawson was looking for though 

[maximus]

Wes Brown's haircut! His barber certainly had a laugh.

Yes I suppose that is quite funny 

[stmichael]

In a black man's funeral, only two people are holding his coffin. Why?













A garbage can only has two handles.

out of order. i'm black but as you're only 15 i'll let you off.

[Woollyback]

In a black man's funeral, only two people are holding his coffin. Why?













A garbage can only has two handles.

out of order. i'm black but as you're only 15 i'll let you off.

is he thomas 88's little brother or what?

[Garymac]

After last week you would think people would be a little wiser and use a little more nouse on what they posted...

Anyway back to the subject


A dyslexic man walks in to a bra......

 

[stmichael]

The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope.

Dopey leads the pack."Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers,

"No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back,

"Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"

After consulting with his advisers, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding the floor, tears streaming down their cheeks as they begin chanting...

"Dopey shagged a penguin ! Dopey shagged a penguin !"

[Woollyback]

did you hear about the dyslexic kid?

wrote a letter to satan at christmas

[MilitiaRusher]

Okay sorry guys for over-the-board racist comments. After all, it is a simple replacement of "Evertonians" for every "black man".

[Judge]

whats worse than a girl guide in your pocket?




































a brownie in your pants !!

[Garymac]

I got stung by a bee the other day


















FOR 50 QUID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(courtesy of Duncan thickunt) 

[Judge]

I got stung by a bee the other day


















FOR 50 QUID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(courtesy of Duncan thickunt) 

i thought your name was gary 

[Garymac]

No need Judge, thats it, meet me in the Barney thread, we r gonna sort this out

[Judge]

ok, as long as it dont involve that bee

[mitch22]

A fella walks into a bar















Owww !