Garymac wrote:Change it to:
Da Uta boliks club, Da mutha fuc*in plac 2 txt ye mindblowin ramblins brotherman
your not a secret 1234ram are you gary?
The utter b*llocks bar - Da mutha fuc*in place 2 tlk sh#t. wkd
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by Garymac » Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:04 pm
Judge wrote:Garymac wrote:Change it to:
Da Uta boliks club, Da mutha fuc*in plac 2 txt ye mindblowin ramblins brotherman
your not a secret 1234ram are you gary?
no, im just a big fan of talking sh!t and have now found a very resonable method of writting sh!t as well!
My niece whos 14 takes the p!ss out of me for writing properly when i talk to her on MSN, she thinks its dead funny that i wirte proper sentences she sends stuff like " lol omg u propa rite ded long convos an da dont ye"
Im meant to be the weird one for writing things properly!
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by Judge » Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:12 pm
Garymac wrote:Judge wrote:Garymac wrote:Change it to:
Da Uta boliks club, Da mutha fuc*in plac 2 txt ye mindblowin ramblins brotherman
your not a secret 1234ram are you gary?
no, im just a big fan of talking sh!t and have now found a very resonable method of writting sh!t as well!
My niece whos 14 takes the p!ss out of me for writing properly when i talk to her on MSN, she thinks its dead funny that i wirte proper sentences she sends stuff like " lol omg u propa rite ded long convos an da dont ye"
Im meant to be the weird one for writing things properly!
my daughter is 16, and says the same gary, i know what you mean
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by Lando_Griffin » Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:12 pm
The testicle and truncheon.
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by drummerphil » Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:56 pm
Apparantly lord lichfield has had a stroke,after all the years of photographing nude women i wondered how long it would take him....
my reason for living
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by Judge » Fri Nov 11, 2005 8:33 am
drummerphil wrote:Apparantly lord lichfield has had a stroke,after all the years of photographing nude women i wondered how long it would take him....
i bet after all those women he photo'd, i bet he wished he'd got a SUCK, not a stroke
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by jonnymac1979 » Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:53 am
JonnyMac is caned again.
Going downstairs now. Moderate yourselves.
Going downstairs now. Moderate yourselves.
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by Lando_Griffin » Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:55 am
JonnyMac, you're a f*cking disgrace.
Every night you come in here with your cheap hussies and your foul odours, get hammered and then vomit all over the stools and the Stella pump.
YOU'RE F*CKING BARRED, BOY! Get out you alchy, and take that purple-painted strumpet with you! Bloody flagrant!
And then Harold Wimblesparrow went "Wheeeeeeeee" all the way home.
But when he got there, Syril the naughty spider was waiting for him! "Oh no!", Harold cried!!! "Does...does this mean Florence the Fly is dead?" he whimpered.
"Oh yes" replied Syril. "She was a rubbish cook, so I ate her gibblets" he added.
"No!!!!!! You murdering son of a bitch, how could you do it? How could you kill my only living friend!?!" Harry blubbed.
"By chewing her, you silly tart." Came the reply.
"Oh well...", Harry's mood changed from utter dispare to indifference almost instantaneously. "She WAS a rubbish cook, and she smelt like farts. So I'll have to make Billiam the Birch-tree my new best friend now."
"You do that" Syril mocked.
Then suddenly, as Syril was picking dead Florence from his teeth, WHACK!!!!!
Harold had finally got some balls, made friends with Billiam, borrowed one of his branches, and t*atted Syril round the back of the head.
Syril burst into a rage, and stabbed Harry with a compass (that was just lying there).
A struggle ensued, and Syril managed to overpower Harry, and he forced some clagnuts into his eyes.
Then the toilet squad arrived, and flushed them both away with all the other sh*t.
The End.
Or is it?
The Trials and Tribulations of Harold Wimblesparrow. Not to be missed.
Starting next week, only on Utter B*llocks tv - "The adventures of Meet Blob and Die." An action packed vendetta against MBAD's arch-nemesis: Matchstick Man.
Do not miss it.
Every night you come in here with your cheap hussies and your foul odours, get hammered and then vomit all over the stools and the Stella pump.
YOU'RE F*CKING BARRED, BOY! Get out you alchy, and take that purple-painted strumpet with you! Bloody flagrant!
And then Harold Wimblesparrow went "Wheeeeeeeee" all the way home.
But when he got there, Syril the naughty spider was waiting for him! "Oh no!", Harold cried!!! "Does...does this mean Florence the Fly is dead?" he whimpered.
"Oh yes" replied Syril. "She was a rubbish cook, so I ate her gibblets" he added.
"No!!!!!! You murdering son of a bitch, how could you do it? How could you kill my only living friend!?!" Harry blubbed.
"By chewing her, you silly tart." Came the reply.
"Oh well...", Harry's mood changed from utter dispare to indifference almost instantaneously. "She WAS a rubbish cook, and she smelt like farts. So I'll have to make Billiam the Birch-tree my new best friend now."
"You do that" Syril mocked.
Then suddenly, as Syril was picking dead Florence from his teeth, WHACK!!!!!
Harold had finally got some balls, made friends with Billiam, borrowed one of his branches, and t*atted Syril round the back of the head.
Syril burst into a rage, and stabbed Harry with a compass (that was just lying there).
A struggle ensued, and Syril managed to overpower Harry, and he forced some clagnuts into his eyes.
Then the toilet squad arrived, and flushed them both away with all the other sh*t.
The End.
Or is it?
The Trials and Tribulations of Harold Wimblesparrow. Not to be missed.
Starting next week, only on Utter B*llocks tv - "The adventures of Meet Blob and Die." An action packed vendetta against MBAD's arch-nemesis: Matchstick Man.
Do not miss it.
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