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Postby Rafa D » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:06 am

This is a post totally dedicated to the memory of Spam man. I do not want simple posts of pressing the same button here. I want random news from round the world.

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Postby Rafa D » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:07 am

Friday Night SmackDown was nothing short of explosive, just 48 hours before The Great American Bash. With Mark Henry injured at last week’s Saturday Night’s Main Event, Mr. Kennedy was named Batista’s opponent for the Bash.  In addition, World Champion Rey Mysterio made his mark on Friday night by defeating his Bash opponent, King Booker, with a little help from Chavo Guerrero and the Guerrero family method of lying, cheating, and stealing.

SmackDown General Manager Theodore Long kicked off SmackDown prepared to address Mark Henry’s injury. Long announced that Henry will not be able to compete on Sunday and therefore, the number one contender’s match between Batista and Henry would not take place. Before Long could get any further, he was interrupted by Mr. Kennedy who made his way to the ring. Kennedy called for the Kennedy microphone and said that though Batista may be former World Champion, he’s not the one everyone’s talking about because that man is Mr. Kennedy. The brazen Kennedy then challenged Batista to a match at The Great American Bash. Before Teddy Long could respond, the Animal’s music hit and a fierce, focused Batista marched to the ring.

“I’ve got six months of hatred and anger,” said Batista. “And since Mark Henry hurt his knee, now I’ve got no one to take it out on…so I think Mr. Kennedy will do just fine.”

Kennedy then extended his hand to Batista and pulled it away before the Animal could connect palms, leaving a heated Batista in the ring. Mr. Kennedy may have stepped up to the plate to face Batista at the Bash, but will Kennedy be successful against an Animal that’s been caged for six months? (Watch Batista confront Mr. Kennedy)

Early in the night, Chavo Guerrero and Teddy Long were met by an irate King Booker in the General Manager’s office. Booker explained that he is intent on becoming World Champion at the Bash, but wanted to “make Rey Mysterio bow down like the peasant that he is” on SmackDown. Chavo fired back at his majesty, saying that he is tired of people disrespecting the World Champion. Chavo also told Booker that on Sunday, he’s going to “watch the King get dethroned.” Later, Chavo implored Rey not to accept Booker’s challenge just days before The Great American Bash. Refusing to back down from any challenge, Rey told Teddy Long that he would indeed battle Booker on SmackDown.


In the main event of the night, the resilient World Champion would ultimately foil King Booker’s plan to weaken Mysterio as Rey pinned the King before their championship match on Sunday. King Booker wore down Rey throughout much of the match until the fighting underdog Champion rallied against his royal opponent with a barrage of quick attacks.

Mysterio attempted to hit the 619 on his foe, but was tripped by Queen Sharmell and walked into a thunderous Bookend from the King. Booker then set up Rey for a scissor kick but as Booker hit the ropes, Rey’s good friend, Chavo Guerrero appeared and grabbed the King’s leg. This provided ample distraction as Rey caught Booker with a dropkick to the back and a 619. Rey followed up by Dropping the Dime on Booker and got the three-count.

Chavo Guerrero was at WrestleMania 22 when Rey won the World Championship and he is still in his corner three months later, as Mysterio looks to continue his dream beyond Sunday night. (See the match)

Undertaker was not on SmackDown this week and you have to believe that it was because of the violent attack at the hands of The Great Khali and ECW World Champion Big Show this past Tuesday night,. His nemesis, The Great Khali and his manager, Daivari had another resounding message for the Phenom.

“Once the Deadman is locked into that [Punjabi Prison Match] with The Great Khali, there will be no escape,” exclaimed Daivari, “and ironically, escape is the only way to win.”

Daivari and Khali then presented a visual display of Khali dominating Undertaker, from the Punjabi Warrior’s debut to Khali’s victory over the Phenom at Judgment Day to the ferocious chokeslam through the ECW announce table. The Great Khali and Daivari watched the video, fiendishly laughing at the destruction. It remains to be seen what condition the Deadman will be in at the Bash. Will Khali dismantle Undertaker’s legacy in the mysterious Punjabi Prison Match? We’ll soon find out if the Phenom will survive.

Two embittered rivals – Bobby Lashley and United States Champion Finlay – locked up on SmackDown in a rematch from last week’s show. A man of few words, the former U.S. Champion was interviewed by the Miz just moments before his championship match. (Watch the match)

“Finlay’s not the only one that loves to fight,” said an intense Lashley.

A fight it certainly was, as Lashley and Finlay brawled in and out of the ring just two days before the U.S. Championship Triple Threat Match at The Great American Bash. From the start, Finlay slowed down the pace of the match to deter Lashley from using his explosive power. Eventually, the third man in Sunday’s Triple Threat Match, William Regal, came to the ring and got involved. As if that wasn’t enough, Little :censored: came from under the ring and was tossed into Lashley’s midsection by Finlay. Lashley fought back again until Regal entered the ring with a chair, causing a disqualification.

After the bell rang, the melee continued as Lashley took out Regal and then went for Finlay. Behind Lashley’s back, Little :censored: again crept up and gave Lashley a low blow with the shillelagh. Finlay then struck Lashley one final time with his own shillelagh on the back of the head. The U.S. Champion could be in jeopardy at the Bash because under Triple Threat rules, Finlay can lose the championship without being involved in the decision. But after Friday Night SmackDown, how can Lashley contend with Finlay, Regal, and Little :censored: to regain the championship? (Watch)  Breaking News: As we learned immediately following the match, Lashey will not be able to compete in the United States Championship Match at the Bash. Continue...

In another Bash preview, WWE Tag Team Champion Brian Kendrick met PitBull Kid Kash one-on-one. Similarly to last week’s SmackDown, the PitBulls’ aggressive, rugged, and underhanded offense earned them a victory. Kash pinned Kendrick, making the Pitbulls 2-and-0 against Kendrick and London. The Tag Champions will need to reexamine their strategy and regroup before heading into their championship defense on Sunday. (View the match)

Also on SmackDown, WWE Cruiserweight Champion Gregory Helms sat at commentary for a competitive match between former tag team partners, Super Crazy and Psicosis. As Super Crazy picked up the victory, Helms (the longest current reigning champion in sports entertainment) announced that he will defend his Cruiserwight Championship at The Great American Bash. As of this time, we do not know who Helms will defend his championship against, but we’ll find out on Sunday.

This week’s SmackDown was also host to the Diva Dance-off competition in the $250,000 Diva Search. For full coverage of the Divas’ hottest dance moves, click here.

Speaking of Divas, SmackDown’s finest females met in a tag match that pit Ashley and Jillian against Kristal and Michelle McCool. In what might be a preview of the Fourway Bra and Panties Match at the Bash, Jillian tore off Kristal’s top off from behind, allowing Ashley to roll up Kristal for the pin.

Quebec’s newest Ambassador-at-Large, Sylvan was also present on SmackDown as he interrupted Funaki, Tatanka and Matt Hardy backstage and encouraged them to “leave the doldrums of [their] daily life behind” and join him for a visit to Quebec, an island of tranquility in a truculent world. (Watch Sylvan backstage)

Finally, SmackDown fans saw Vito take a tour of downtown Corpus Christi, TX as he shopped for all-things-Texan: cowboy boots, cowboy hats, and even denim
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Postby 7_Kewell » Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:04 pm

Mr and Mrs 'to make TV comeback' 

Derek Batey brought Mr and Mrs to TV in 1967
The classic TV gameshow Mr and Mrs is to be revived - 18 years after the original series was last screened.
The show, hosted by Derek Batey, relied on the simple format of watching a husband and wife answer questions about married life.

During its heyday in the 1970s, nine million viewers regularly tuned in.

Production company Celador - who also make Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? - said it hoped to rework the show into a "modern day hit".

Family entertainment

Mr and Mrs was first broadcast in the Border region of ITV in 1967 before being picked up nationally in 1973 and running until 1988.

It was briefly revived in 1999 with comic Julian Clary hosting the series but was dropped after a few screenings.

In a statement, Celador said it had acquired worldwide television rights for Mr and Mrs from Derek Batey Enterprises Limited and games company Upstarts!.

Adrian Woolfe, MD of Celador International, said: "With the current renaissance in the popularity of the gameshow, this is the perfect time to revisit and revive classic formats.

"I'm confident that Mr and Mrs can be refreshed and reworked."

Mr Batey said: "Over the last 30 years that I have produced and presented Mr and Mrs, it has always been great family entertainment.

"I am now looking forward to using my vast experience to help Celador International create a refreshed and updated version of the show."

A number of other classic gameshows are making a comeback, including Joe Pasquale presenting the 1980s series The Price Is Right.
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Postby El Nino_#9 » Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:08 pm

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Postby Gaunt » Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:28 pm

Rafa Dood whos the bird in your sig??
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Postby Kash_Mountain » Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:40 pm

Jury Acquits Man of 'Handshake' Assaults

Jul 22, 11:41 AM (ET)

MOUNT PLEASANT, Mich. (AP) - A jury acquitted a man who had been charged with assault after authorities said an assistant prosecutor, police officer and courtroom bailiff got sick after shaking hands with him.

John Curtis Ridgeway, 42, was seen pulling out a vial of liquid and rubbing his hands with the contents after a December jury trial in which he was found guilty of driving without insurance, authorities said.

The assistant prosecutor, Amanda Swanson, became suspicious and tried to avoid contact when Ridgeway offered his hand for a handshake. Ridgeway insisted on shaking hands with her, the police officer who pulled him over and a bailiff, authorities said.

The three got sick within an hour or so, according to testimony. Symptoms, which lasted about 24 hours, included nausea, headaches, numbness and tingling. Two of the three went to the hospital.

Ridgeway told The Associated Press after he was charged that the substance was olive oil. He testified that he used oil to anoint "corrupt buildings" and that it was meant to rid the buildings of demons.

He was acquitted Friday of assaulting a police officer and two counts of assaulting a public officer. If convicted, he could have faced six years in prison.

Prosecutor Keith Kushion declined to comment. Defense lawyer William Shirley said Ridgeway had not intended to harm anyone.

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Man in Chicken Suit Cries Foul Over Abuse

Jul 22, 7:10 AM (ET)

SEARCY, Ark. (AP) - To Steven Turnage, it was bad enough to dress up in a chicken suit and stand along a city street in 105-degree heat. Having passers-by shoot bottle rockets at him has him crying foul.

"People don't take this costume seriously," said Turnage, who wears the suit to promote a fast-food restaurant. "They need to understand that there's a human underneath that suit. It's getting to the point where this is really a dangerous situation."

One rocket nearly hit him in the eye and another burned part of his suit. Police have heard Turnage's complaints but haven't issued any citations.

"Obviously it is against city ordinance to shoot fireworks inside the city limits," police spokeswoman Amber Dillon said.

Turnage said that during the two weeks he has worn the chicken suit people have thrown smokeless tobacco cans at him and tossed frozen drinks. After a bottle rocket attack, he called police.

"It's challenging," Turnage said. "You've got to be very dedicated and have a high tolerance for heat. You almost have to have a calling from the Lord to do this type of work."

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Postby Rafa D » Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:59 am

Gaunt its that welsh bird Charlotte Church:




Welsh singer CHARLOTTE CHURCH has landed an eight-part British TV series in which she will speak with celebrity guests, take part in comedy sketches, and introduce live music. The 20-year-old has signed up with network Channel 4 to make an eight-part series called THE ALL NEW CHARLOTTE CHURCH SHOW, after TV bosses were impressed by its outrageous pilot. The VOICE OF AN ANGEL star says, "I'm so excited to have my own TV show. I have a brilliant team around me and it's great to be given the opportunity to act in sketches, have fun with members of the public and meet some famous people. "I hope everyone enjoys watching it as much as I enjoy making it." Church shocked the pilot's studio audience recently when, wearing a nun's outfit, she ate communion wafers printed with Ecstasy smiley faces, before pretending to hallucinate. She then smashed a statue of the Virgin Mary to reveal a can of cider inside. However, the pilot won't be included in the forthcoming series, due to air on Friday nights in September (06), as television chiefs want it to be as up-to-date with current affairs as possible.
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Postby Judge » Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:25 am

im beginning to think that roberts lives on in rafadodd
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:34 pm

SPAM ON MOTHERFUCKERS :D
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:36 pm

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Wayne Rooney has revealed he fell out with Everton manager David Moyes before he left the Toffees to join Manchester United in a deal worth £27m in 2004.
The 20-year-old England striker said the row meant he considered an offer from Newcastle before moving to United.

"I would have gone almost anywhere just to get away from David Moyes," Rooney said in his autobiography, which is being serialised in the Daily Mail.

"To me, he appeared overbearing; just wanting to control people."

He added: "I suppose being young and confident and playing for England at 17, I wasn't bothered about upsetting him or answering back."

Rooney claims he had already decided to leave Goodison Park when he had a training ground confrontation with Moyes and told him: "I don't want to play for you ever again."

The striker became the youngest Premiership goalscorer when he scored a blistering last-minute strike to secure a 2-1 win against Arsenal in October 2002, five days before his 17th birthday.

He went on to score 17 goals in 77 appearances for the Toffees before securing his move to United in August 2004.

Newcastle made the first offer for Rooney but he says he was only interested in a move to Old Trafford once it became apparent United boss Sir Alex Ferguson wanted to sign him.

"If no-one else had come in I would have gone to Newcastle," stated Rooney.

"But I knew that United was the club I wanted to join."
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:27 am

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Postby 82-1074641017 » Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:28 am

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Postby 82-1074641017 » Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:29 am

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Postby 82-1074641017 » Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:30 am

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