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[Madmax]

Because on the 10th year it doubled for the last time and reached the maximun height

hmm interesting similar to my penis..im now a baby carrot and 10 yr old

pmsl 

oh thats really interesting madmax, i suck d.i.c.ks by that way its my hobbie also i love to take it up the rear.

ewwwww burn judge

[GRAHAM01]

Because on the 10th year it doubled for the last time and reached the maximun height

hmm interesting similar to my penis..im now a baby carrot and 10 yr old

pmsl 

oh thats really interesting madmax, i suck d.i.c.ks by that way its my hobbie also i love to take it up the rear.

ewwwww burn judge

he knows you well judge

[Judge]

Because on the 10th year it doubled for the last time and reached the maximun height

hmm interesting similar to my penis..im now a baby carrot and 10 yr old

pmsl 

oh thats really sick madmax

ewwwww burn judge, i cannot help it

weirdo 

[maypaxvobiscum]

Because on the 10th year it doubled for the last time and reached the maximun height

hmm interesting similar to my penis..im now a baby carrot and 10 yr old

pmsl 

oh thats really sick madmax

ewwwww BUM judge, i cannot help it

oh yes! 

please keep this PG 

[maypaxvobiscum]

where on earth has Mistyred been? he hasnt posted in ages

[maypaxvobiscum]

1) In the NBA, how many men are on the basketball court for each team?

2) When they are caught, they are thrown away. When they escape, you itch all day. What are they?

3) Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house in is a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railway track. What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?

4) What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?

[destro]

1) 5 ( seems a little to easy !)
2) Fleas
3) They are the names of fish, the vibration from the train knocked the fish bowl off the shelf, it smashed ,they died
4) One sells watches the other watches cells






My work here is done

[mistyred]

where on earth has Mistyred been? he hasnt posted in ages

I'm here mate  .

I thought you were gone for a while so i havent been
here, but i'm glad your back let the riddles commence 

[maypaxvobiscum]

where on earth has Mistyred been? he hasnt posted in ages

I'm here mate  .

I thought you were gone for a while so i havent been
here, but i'm glad your back let the riddles commence 

im glad you're back too mate 

[Big Niall]

1) 5 ( seems a little to easy !)
2) Fleas
3) They are the names of fish, the vibration from the train knocked the fish bowl off the shelf, it smashed ,they died
4) One sells watches the other watches cells






My work here is done

My answer for the romeo and Juliet question was that they smashed the glass and their slit their own throats (or wrists). The rest is a red herring (the only fish in my answer )

As for the basketball - no men. If they were real men they'd be playing football (not the american stuff).

[maypaxvobiscum]

you know Big Niall, speaking of sports, i was out today with a lady and she cant fathom what pleasure we get from seeing ''22 men grown-ups chase a ball''

how do u explain that   i was lost for words.

[maypaxvobiscum]

1) A sign on the barber's door says "I shave only those who do not shave themselves". Does the barber shave himself?

2) An archaeologist finds a coin dated 48 B.C. How did he know it was a fake?

3) Lighter than what I am made of. More of me is hidden than seen.

[Greavesie]

the first one is a paradox, because of this it cannot work. feck the rest

[maypaxvobiscum]

looks like Greavesie has got his first point

ps: theres this song titled anthem of the used, you might like it.