ok here we go. but by the time you log on again Judge might google it
1) You can hold it without using your hands or arms. What is it?
2) What lies in bed, and stands in bed, First white, then red. The plumper it gets The better the old woman likes it
3) If a south bound electric train is travelling at a rate of 66 miles per hour and the wind is blowing to the north at 35 miles per hour, which way will the smoke blow?
4) If a rooster lays an egg on the peak of a roof, what are the chances of the egg rolling off?
5) They come to witness the night Without being called, A sailor's guide and a poet's tears. They are lost to sight each day Without the hand of a thief. what is it?
6) what non-living thing has 2 leg?
7) Where may you find roads without carts, forests without trees, cities without houses?
8) I have a Head. I have a Tail. But I haven't got a Body.
9) what has teeth but doesnt eat?
10) what can cross a river without moving?
11) what gets heavier the more it dries?
12) i am nothing yet i have value, what am i?
13) I look down on you, but I do not notice if you look back. Though no embarrassment or shame befalls ones I gaze upon, still all become flushed eventually when I do so.
14) what has 4 wings but cant fly?
15) which is the only number which spelling is in alphabetical order?