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Postby dawson99 » Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:40 pm

cool, shes mine then

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Postby Reg » Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:43 pm

F.uck me, Rafa´s missus has got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
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Postby Number 9 » Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:44 pm

dawson99 wrote:she looks genuinely happy dundalk, thats the difference, ok the trackie not quite my style, but that'd soon come off..

and Baz, you really think Torres tells his missus that if she lets him do her up the back alley she can spend more? :D

Yeah mate i do!!

He says"Right heres the deal..if you let me bang ya up the back end you can have double pocket money tomorrow"
She goes "Ok Number 9"(thats what she calls him)

When hes banging here and on the vinegar stroke he says "if you swallow I double that"..she does and gets extra pocket money,hops down to cricket the next day and Nando goes to training with a smile on his face!
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Postby dawson99 » Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:47 pm

Number 9 wrote:
dawson99 wrote:she looks genuinely happy dundalk, thats the difference, ok the trackie not quite my style, but that'd soon come off..

and Baz, you really think Torres tells his missus that if she lets him do her up the back alley she can spend more? :D

Yeah mate i do!!

He says"Right heres the deal..if you let me bang ya up the back end you can have double pocket money tomorrow"
She goes "Ok Number 9"(thats what she calls him)

When hes banging here and on the vinegar stroke he says "if you swallow I double that"..she does and gets extra pocket money,hops down to cricket the next day and Nando goes to training with a smile on his face!
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so what you're really saying... is you pay gals for anal?
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Postby Number 9 » Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:49 pm

dawson99 wrote:
Number 9 wrote:
dawson99 wrote:she looks genuinely happy dundalk, thats the difference, ok the trackie not quite my style, but that'd soon come off..

and Baz, you really think Torres tells his missus that if she lets him do her up the back alley she can spend more? :D

Yeah mate i do!!

He says"Right heres the deal..if you let me bang ya up the back end you can have double pocket money tomorrow"
She goes "Ok Number 9"(thats what she calls him)

When hes banging here and on the vinegar stroke he says "if you swallow I double that"..she does and gets extra pocket money,hops down to cricket the next day and Nando goes to training with a smile on his face!
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so what you're really saying... is you pay gals for anal?

Fuc'k sake mate i cant afford a w@nk! :D
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Postby Ciggy » Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:49 pm

Dundalk wrote:Dawson she has a face like a bag of hammers and is dressed like Borat!

pmsl dressed like Borat :D :laugh:
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Postby J*o*n*D*o*e » Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:09 pm

Dirks misses Gertrude

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Postby Ben Patrick » Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:35 pm

J*o*n*D*o*e wrote:Dirks misses Gertrude

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i actually would do her there.

she still looks a meff dressed as the tiger though  :D
Sabre looks like a big lezzer
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Postby dawson99 » Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:10 pm

fecking hell ben, bit picky aren't ya? most people on ehre would do a bit of steak attached to a car battery
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Postby Ben Patrick » Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:22 pm

dawson99 wrote:fecking hell ben, bit picky aren't ya? most people on ehre would do a bit of steak attached to a car battery

Me an all mate, am just trying to act like i have standards  :D
Sabre looks like a big lezzer
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Postby roberto green » Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:11 pm

Madmax wrote:vorronin looks like a porn star.. His wife is not bad though.. Probably she was advertising for frosties.

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Postby Dundalk » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:27 am

Our old buddy Lucas got married recently, his birds alright!

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Postby JoeTerp » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:01 am

More of Aquilani's bird.

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MIhalyov has a nice history, I'll try and find those later
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Postby Judge » Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:32 am

J*o*n*D*o*e wrote:Dirks misses Gertrude

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voronins bird has a bit too much loose skin above the knee
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Postby bunglemark2 » Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:41 am

Judge wrote:another pic of voronin`s bit of stuff

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voronins bird has a bit too much loose skin above the knee[/quote]
Jesus wept, Judge...  :D
Too much skin above the knee ? That is an exceptionally effeminate comment to make....

Dirk's missus looks relatively human though, considering she's married to someone from the X-Files....
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