The big office debate - Angelina vs jennifer

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Postby JBG » Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:24 pm

Woollyback wrote:ONE bag for a bit of a boot, put it over her head so you can't see her face and have your wicked way

TWO bags for a real hound - one bag over her head, and the other over your own head just in case any of your mates spot you

THREE bagger - for the queen of all munters, one bag over her head so you can't see her face, another over your own head just in case any of your mates spot you and a third by the side of the bed in case you're sick
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:30 am

Oh well, in that case then, she's a 1 bagger!!!!! :D :p :D
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Postby Dundalk » Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:08 pm

:bump for the new guys

This is a very important issue
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Postby burjennio » Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:03 pm

Dundalk wrote: :bump for the new guys

This is a very important issue

bored mate?  :D

lets be honest here, Jolie was on a par with the sexiest ever in her day, lately shes been on a mission to adopt more kids than Madonna, which is kind of sad.

Aniston wasn't even the hottest girl on Friends
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Postby dawson99 » Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:12 pm

Jolie is a dirty sl@g

aniston any day of the week.
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Postby Bad Bob » Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:35 pm

Woollyback wrote:ONE bag for a bit of a boot, put it over her head so you can't see her face and have your wicked way

TWO bags for a real hound - one bag over her head, and the other over your own head just in case any of your mates spot you

THREE bagger - for the queen of all munters, one bag over her head so you can't see her face, another over your own head just in case any of your mates spot you and a third by the side of the bed in case you're sick
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Postby GRAHAM01 » Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:28 am

got to be Aniston for me out of those 2, i think she is sexy as hell and i think she would be dirty in bed

whilst aj is a very dirty sl*t of a woman and with those lips she could suck start a harley i still have to go for jen
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Postby aCe' » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:12 am

oh id take jolie ahead of a threesome with aniston and her clone... jolie is about a million times sexier than aniston is...
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Postby RobinHood6969 » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:59 am

Jolie any day...  :hearts  :love:
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Postby metalhead » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:39 pm

:censored: off Brad Pitt , Angelina is mine :love:  :D
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Postby bigmick » Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:26 pm

Jennifer Anniston for me, not even close. Can't understand why she can't find a fairly normal bloke who's happy to settle down with her, :censored: her senseless, get her pregnant, love her and all that stuff. Fecking lovely I reckon, very strange.

Angelina Jolie's got that "dirty" look about her which obviously renders her eminantly shaggable, but I can't get past the feeling that she's a bit of a slapper who'd give you sh!t if you went out and got p!ssed. Jennifer on the other hand is the kind of bird who would make sure your leccy blanket was on and there was pint of iced water next to the bed. Top bird Anniston I reckon.
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Postby Kharhaz » Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:32 pm

bigmick wrote:Jennifer on the other hand is the kind of bird who would make sure your leccy blanket was on and there was pint of iced water next to the bed. Top bird Anniston I reckon.

So all in all you like the 'frigid' types !

Angelina Jolie looks like one of those things you stick to the inside window of your car. And I bet she is very high maintenance.

However, Anniston must be single for a reason. Boring would be my best bet.

So, if I had a choice (listen to me as if I would have a chance !) id go for Anniston, boring yes, but cheaper to maintain.  :D
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Postby bigmick » Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:38 pm

Boring might be right about Jennifer, but sometimes boring is alright. If you are gonna settle down with someone, a bird who is into getting a movie and a takeaway occasionally and won't :censored: your mates is no bad thing.
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Postby tubby » Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:54 pm

Deffo Angelina, those lips, plus she is a freaky girl. I mean she snogged her brother ffs imagine what she will do to you in bed!
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Postby red37 » Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:56 pm

bavlondon wrote:ffs imagine what she will do to you in bed!

:oops:  Just had one of them 'quivers down me spine'


I would anyway (AJ)  :eyebrow
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