"Championsh League, Liverpool or Arshenal, I thought one of them we would draw and it is Arshenal I think. To experiensh big gamesh, Championsh League... Arshenal... The Emiratesh... will be fantashtic for the playersh, not just for now but for the future ash well. I shay I think we are not just... what you call?... underdogsh but mashive underdogsh" - Shteve McClaren unveils what can only be described as a daft Dutch accent ahead of Twente's Champions League tie with Arsenal. Or 'Arshenal' as they are now known by the man who only moved to the Netherlands a month ago.
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