TheoRacle wrote:dawson99 wrote:u could squash them abit, mabye just chop off there legs to the ankles and shave off the tail a bit. i'll try and take some photos for u guys
There used to be a cartoon with a red squirrel in it when I was a kid if I remember right. The new version would be a crack up with the grey squirrel population of Britain all on the Atkins diet to lose weight and encouraging their offspring to smoke like chimneys and stunt their growth. The show could be based around the last family of greys who disguise them selves as reds and try and pull off country bumpkin accents to fool the local farmer Lando with his shotgun. Dawson could play a cameo as the shovel weilding lunatic trying to squash everything that moves and then spraying the resulting pile of furry moosh red with a can of Holts.
id be like bill murray in caddy shack
theo, your imagination is bizarre, quality, but bizarre
