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Jerkin the gherkin

[PhiLFC]

"knocking one out"

Only one?

You aint normal if you don't "throw one over the thumb" at very regular intervals - it used to be over me shoulder but I'm not so energetic nowadays.

[PhiLFC]

chokin the chicken 

[112-1077774096]

massaging your german

[Sabre]

that sounds painful

Yeh indeed. That's what we call "to have the eggs full of love" around here

[112-1077774096]

smeg, the only purpose of having a bell end is to stop your had slipping of the end

[PhiLFC]

hand shandy
blue vein shuffle

[Sabre]

[Bad Bob]

"Pulling the goalie" (very NHL)
"painting the ceiling"
"making a milkshake"

[kazza 1]

I have only just realised what this thread is all about!!!
And the answer to Smeg's question..... I would not class it as being unfaithful. What man out there dont "choke the chicken" over the thought of a girl he seen earlier in the street?? He would'nt be normal if he did'nt. As far as I am concered, they are harmless fantasies.

[PhiLFC]

...What man out there dont "choke the chicken" over the thought of a girl he seen earlier in the street?? ...

Whaaat?  They're in the street? Whats the point of having broadband then (zip..lob) 

[EddieC]

Jimmy Floyd (Hasselbaink)

[red37]

peelin yer banana

[LFC #1]

LMAO at the way peewee changed his sig:

this is smeg being unfaithful

[Lando_Griffin]

Ham shank.

Summoning the Genie.

Rubbing the rolling pin.

Digging for Oil.

Crafty spank.

Buffing the Banana.

Drain the Lizard.

Pounding the flounder.

Mayo making.

Spank the Frank.

Wax the Carrot.