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by **The Canadian Red Army** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 9:16 pm

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:Just a little tip Jay Jay always make sure you know footballers real names and the clubs that they come from .
Like Yakubu from Japan and kewell from everton and not forgetting kevin Dalglish

and Canada is the best in the world at hockey jay jay

by **A.B.** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 10:13 pm

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:Just a little tip Jay Jay always make sure you know footballers real names and the clubs that they come from .
Like Yakubu from Japan and kewell from everton and not forgetting kevin Dalglish

You mean Kevin Dalglish, Kenny's long lost brother who plays for Blackpool?

by **Dom1** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 11:33 pm

i wonder if TJAMES knows the truth about kevin beattie

by **Paul C** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:41 am

I was a bit dissapointed when we got Rafa cos I was hoping for Kenny Keegan

by **stmichael** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 12:21 pm

i forgot about this thread. it's an absolute classic!

just a little tip jay jay. avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

by **Dom1** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:42 pm

....or alternatively u cud leave an old parking ticket in ure glove compartment and neatly position the ticket on ure windshield wen leaving the car on 2 yellow lines

just a lil tip for ya jay jay !!!

by **stmichael** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 6:08 pm

just a little tip jay jay

fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the curb.

by **Dom1** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 8:28 pm

zackboxer wrote:
jay jay wrote:thanks for taking the ****** you lot.

Just a lil tip jay jay, next time you type "p.iss" put a dot in it so people know it's p.iss otherwise it's just ******!!

by **stmichael** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 2:48 pm

just a little tip jay jay.

the next time your missus claims she is severely overweight, encourage her to run three miles every morning and three in the afternoon. by the end of the week, the fat cow will be 42 miles away!

by **dawson99** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 2:56 pm

heres a tip jay jay
if the doctor has both hands on your shoulders, dont let him take your tempterature anally

by **stmichael** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:24 pm

just a little tip jay jay

No time for a bath? Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by simply peeling it off.

by **Dom1** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:31 pm

or have a shower

by **stmichael** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:41 pm

Just a little tip jay jay

Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.

by **Dom1** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:44 pm

or in turdinators case just burn the whole book for a quicker more time friendly excercise

by **stmichael** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:29 pm

just a little tip jay jay

when it's raining, use your windscreen wipers. when it's foggy, use your fog lights.

NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND

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