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by **Woollyback** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:03 am

Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him".
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say".

by **adamnbarrett** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:09 am

so what do you do for a living?

I'm a chippy :laugh:

(I know that wasn't the punch line but that's the bit that made me laugh most)

by **Woollyback** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:11 am

a chippy is a joiner/carpenter :rasp

by **adamnbarrett** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:21 am

Woollyback wrote:a chippy is a joiner/carpenter

well ok I didn't know that :blush:

I thought you meant one of these:

by **babu** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:54 am

Muahahaha nice one.

by **jkop** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:53 pm

Its surely not that bad is it ? :wwww

by **sophe_lfc_4_lyf** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:16 pm

adamnbarrett wrote:
Woollyback wrote:a chippy is a joiner/carpenter

well ok I didn't know that

I thought you meant one of these:

Haha me too

by **Woollyback** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:21 pm

sophe_lfc_4_lyf wrote:
adamnbarrett wrote:
Woollyback wrote:a chippy is a joiner/carpenter

well ok I didn't know that

I thought you meant one of these:

Haha me too

no, really? :laugh:

by **sophe_lfc_4_lyf** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:51 pm

Yes really

by **adamnbarrett** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:29 pm

sophe_lfc_4_lyf wrote:
adamnbarrett wrote:
Woollyback wrote:a chippy is a joiner/carpenter

well ok I didn't know that

I thought you meant one of these:

Haha me too

oh my god. have I sank that low?

by **sophe_lfc_4_lyf** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:33 pm

You havent sank at all adam

by **Salty Sock** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:12 am

wow haha!
I used to want to be an exotic dancer

by **jkop** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:09 am

Salty Sock wrote:wow haha!
I used to want to be an exotic dancer

Ive seen your picture, they could use you as the pole. :laugh:

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