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[Ciggy]

Have a great time John 

[drummerphil]

its not called et,sorry phuket for nothing john mate

[woof woof !]

If you're in Pattaya Jonny look out for "Simons Cabaret " (if it's still there ) the lady boys are unbelievable ,    A london cabbie I know was so taken in by their beauty that when he found out that he was a she (in the middle of a blow job ) he thought wtf he's started I may as well let him finish .   

All the best mate good to know your still in one piece ................so far .

[Ciggy]

  A london cabbie I know was so taken in by their beauty that when he found out that he was a she (in the middle of a blow job ) he thought wtf he's started I may as well let him finish .   

  FFS he must have been desprate woof talk about not looking at the mantle piece   

[woof woof !]

A london cabbie I know was so taken in by their beauty that when he found out that he was a she (in the middle of a blow job ) he thought wtf he's started I may as well let him finish .   

  FFS he must have been desprate woof talk about not looking at the mantle piece   

Cig , he showed me a picture of the lady boy and I must admit he /she was f'kin' gorgeous .After a few bevy's I reckon most men in his position would have made the same decision . (but most men wouldn't admit it     )

[A.B.]

Ahoy there caveman

[Lando_Griffin]

Have a good one JM. Bring us all some rock back!!!!!

[jonnymac1979]

It's sick out here, funny as fuck though, have to stay in tonight as I got so pissed up last night, I am not capable of bevvying tonight.

Woof, we're getting out of Pattaya tomorrow and going to Koh Samui for some snorkelling and diving and stuff.  Want to see some paradise beaches and get away from the hustle and bustle for a few days.  This is one amazing place though.

Speak in a couple of days people.

[greenred]

Did you find a bar showing the match last night jonny?

[jonnymac1979]

Yeah, only caught the last half hour though.  Took us ages finding a bar which was playing it.  Everton were on in the bar next to us and my bluenose mate out here couldn't bring himself to watch it.  Looks like we were fucking dire from where I was sitting.  Ecstatic we won though, thought Morientes looked very low on confidence, I wish he would have planted one of those chances and maybe the goals will start flowing.

[66-1112520797]

Koh Samui is nice still very commercial though ,Turtle island or Ko Toa is near and also is a very good place for scuba diving.
Ko phanaghan (Spelling ) is in between the two and there is lots of fun to be had there.Namely the famous Had Rin beach where the full moon parties take place.
If you have the chance GO THERE !

[jonnymac1979]

Yeah mate, I think there's one on Monday night on that island, we're going there tomorrow.

[66-1112520797]

Yeah mate, I think there's one on Monday night on that island, we're going there tomorrow.

F#ck it ,Im well jealous mate they are the bomb.There usually are some pretty fine woman there. The atmosphere and music is the bollox.
Another must , Get yourself a bucket of sang som that will really get your night going aswell. 

[Judge]

have you enjoyed your hols mate?

[jonnymac1979]

Wow, was that full moon party just about the best fucking thing EVER?  I can't get over how good last night was!!!  I don't say that lightly, that beach party was one of the best experiences of my life.  Unforgettable.  It was pitch black and I was caned off these sandcastle buckets they fill with vodka and red bull, I had four of the bastards over the course of the night, but I had my kit off and was swimming in the sea all night with these mad birds who are travelling round the world I met from Dublin.  Absolute quality.  Our camera got lost though so no fucking photos of one of the best nights ever.  Bit sick about that.  Those birds promised to e-mail me their ones but they've probably forgot about that now the mad bastards.

When the boat was taking us back to Koh Samui from the party island when we were getting off from there, me and the lads (apart from one of us who's a Bluenose - and to be fair to him was incapable of even speaking last night by the end of the night, proper funny!!!) were singing Fields of Anfield Road at the top of our voices getting looked at like weird bastards by everyone else.

Yeah, holiday has deffo been an eye opener.  Going to be sick to have to come home and back to work etc....  It's been absolute quality.  Thailand needs to be done by everyone.  Me and the lads have had a boss time.  Got about four days left I think.  Going to get a breakfast now.  Said to the lads last night that before I eventually die, I've got to make it my business to go to one of those full moon parties again!!!  That was ABSOLUTELY AMAZING last night!!!