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[Judge]

GIRL...Does it hurt when a man puts his penis inside you?

JILL....Ask Judge!

oi, too far. edit that please

[Sabre]

Q. How can I tell if my penis is big enough?

A. The simple answer is that it's almost certainly big enough, boys are all kinds of shapes and sizes. Remember people are interested in your personality, too. Have a look at some of these links for more information.

This Willy is a bástard. By telling lies to the Scottish lads he's not going to help them when they face the trauma of a small penis. Everytime I heard a woman talking about others' small penis, I really wouldn't like to be on the lad's skin.

People are interested in your personality too! bóllocks! if you have a small penis all the women in the neighbourhood will know the next day you lose virginity.

Great link Peewee. Priceless!

sounds like someone touched a nerve there, sabes

LOL yes. I feel solidarity for some friends.

But not my case.  

Seriously, is it some taboo to talk about this things in England? Sometimes I come to newkit with a bantering of this type (like my night in the barn that St Michael liked so much), and I feel as if there are some topics that are not normal there.

Here, we don't talk about sizes normally, but yes the odd píss taking if we know from a girl someone has it small. Especially if the guy is a cúnt, you look at him with another eyes!

[RedBen]

When I saw it (and hadn't read the comments) I honestly thought it was fake. Is this normal in Scotland (or Britain) because I know this wouldn't be normal here in Belgium.

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When I saw it (and hadn't read the comments) I honestly thought it was fake. Is this normal in Scotland (or Britain) because I know this wouldn't be normal here in Belgium.

the words 'normal' and 'scotland' don't really go together mate, they eat deep fried mars bars ffs 

[Homebooby]

Surely I'm not the only one who saw 1/2 a chance with the one on the roundabout? 

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Surely I'm not the only one who saw 1/2 a chance with the one on the roundabout? 

[Judge]

the one on the swing seemed a better target

[Bad Bob]

I was trying to work out whether the two lassies looking for 'say-ex' ( ) at the end of the film got it?  Did the laddies have their fun and then head off for some footy, leaving these fine young ladies in drunken heaps on the playground?  Or, did the boys give them no notice at all, and they got pished to drown their sorrows?   As blatant teenage anti-sex morality tales go, this one sure left things rather ambigious!