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[Kharhaz]

Now this has been done before. So lets have a latest one, Pick 5 thing thats annoy the hell out of you and get rid. I'll start:

1: Reality shows. In this I include Big Brother, Britains got talent, Im a celebrity...I hate it. Big brother is cack. Always has been and getting worse every time it is shown. Britain has talent, if it did, shows like this wouldnt exist. Im a celebrity get me out of here. Its painful viewing, and thanks to this we now have constant peter andre and katy price ads, articles and constant cr@p about the most loathsome people on tv today.

2: TV License. Surely if we pay for the BBC we should get a say on what we should watch. We dont. We have to endure Bruce bloody Forsyth and his dancing cack, and when that has finished we have to endure more girly musicals looking for one poxy actor to end up in a west end play.

3: Celebrities. The people who are famous today and constantly in the news all have one thing in common. They are all thick as sh!t. It seems the dumber you are the more chance you have of becoming a celebrity. Sod education, raise thick kids, they have more chance of becoming a success in that field. Being circus freaks is the in thing these days, money falls in the laps of the ignorant.

4: Films. Filming has become so bad that all the computer effects just make them look worse. Its hard to watch a decent film nowadays because none exist ! There is the odd film that piques your interest but alas it turns out to be rubbish. How do these film experts answer to the critics? They take an old classic, remake it, and make it sh!t ! Give me strength !

5: Customer Service. It doesnt exist. Whatever you have, TV, DVD, Internet, PC, Console. When you have a problem, there is no immediate answer. People are being paid in this field to answer and solve any problems, but a week has to pass before any kind of movement is made. And even then, after they have asked you every question under the sun, you are still no nearer to a solution. Then they pass you to another department, cack music while you hold on the phone only to be asked the same questions and gain the same results as the last person ! Eventually its sorted, whatever the problem was, but you find your hair a lot greyer than it was !

Theres my five ! whats yours ?

[taff]

Tins of corned beef. Why oh why cant they be like the tins you pull open instead of that stupid key that always gets wrapped up halfway through you opening it then you slice your hand opening the rest of it.  Curse you corned beef tin.

Charity people who stop you in a precinct.  Im actually a member of Greanpeace (to impress a bird years ago, shallow but at least I kept the membership) and I told this guy that and he accused me of lying so I threatened him.  Why would I lie about that, all I had to do was go not interested.  They do my head in.  Also Big Issue people as I do buy it but when you say Ive got it some of them go weird,  a few years ago in a really bad mood I kicked one in the for calling me scum and accusing me of lying aboyt buying one.  I booted him and told him about the articles in there. 

The store detective bloke in Borders in Cardiff.  I enjoy a lunctime browse and sit down, especially as it has a starbucks where they invite you ta take a book to read and have a coffee.  This store detective wanders about Borders and the immediate area outside with one of those secret service talkie things and because Im a regular he gives me the eye.  I have began glaring at him and either winking or blowing him a kiss.  Because he is dressed normally with that wire in his ears he strolls about the area like he's in the SAS or something and after looking at me one too many times I have now started to wind him up.  I buy books regularly and dont steal from shops so I think he is fair game for me now as I cant stand people like him who take petty jobs far too seriously

People who dont do a cup of tea well especially not stirring the sugar so theres residue at the bottom.  I love a cup of tea and when I make it for people I take it seriously and do it exactly as they asked, people who dont return the compliment, well I think less of them nuff said

Atheists who get annoyed by religious people.  Im not religious but was listening to an argument where an atheist was annoyed by someones faith.  If it makes somebody happy even if you think its not logical or scientifically proven then why argue and get angry.  The person is happy with their faith good luck to them

[woof woof !]

People who knock on my front door.

And that especially includes my kids. Took me 20 yers to get rid and here they are again lookin' for another free feed



Ok I may be kidding about my kids, me lad usually has something to trade, but Irish carpet sellers do my f'uckin head in ! every fortnight , same routine

Irish Geezer -  "Dyer wanna buy a carpet"
Woof -  "Only if it's magic"
Irish Geezer -  "Wot about a runner for your hallway ?"
Woof - "My hallways only 5 foot long, I can still cover that distance meself"
Irish Geezer - "Wot about a bath mat ?"
Woof - "Haven't got a bath, only a shower"
Irish Geezer - "Can I use your toilet ?"
Woof - "F'uck off"
Irish geezer - "Tanx"

Doors slams shut, but he'll be back AGAIN in two weeks .


I'm almost looking forward to it .   

[Effes]

People who dont do a cup of tea well especially not stirring the sugar so theres residue at the bottom. 

[taff]

People who knock on my front door.

And that especially includes my kids. Took me 20 yers to get rid and here they are again lookin' for another free feed



Ok I may be kidding about my kids, me lad usually has something to trade, but Irish carpet sellers do my f'uckin head in ! every fortnight , same routine

Irish Geezer -  "Dyer wanna buy a carpet"
Woof -  "Only if it's magic"
Irish Geezer -  "Wot about a runner for your hallway ?"
Woof - "My hallways only 5 foot long, I can still cover that distance meself"
Irish Geezer - "Wot about a bath mat ?"
Woof - "Haven't got a bath, only a shower"
Irish Geezer - "Can I use your toilet ?"
Woof - "F'uck off"
Irish geezer - "Tanx"

Doors slams shut, but he'll be back AGAIN in two weeks .


I'm almost looking forward to it .   

It didnt annoy me but made me laugh, the avon lady in my street wears a burkha 

[andy_g]

It didnt annoy me but made me laugh, the avon lady in my street wears a burkha 

 

[GOAT_2.0]

Internationals 

[kazza 1]

1. Jehova witnesses and Mormon's. They just cant take a hint. I always get caught out by them and they try to keep me talking for ages and tbh I really dont care. I end up just telling them to feck off now.

2. Virgin Media. Now dont get me wrong I loved it when it was NTL but now its Virgin, its a pain in the bum. MR Branson has made a real horlicks of it. My internet never works right (and it costs me £22 a month) and stations always freeze. This always happens when something good is on. The only thing that works right is the bloody phone.

3. Drivers over the age of 65. Please, Please Please give up your drivers licence before you kill yourself or some one else in the process!!! Its not that I have anything against OAP's, but something has to be done about the amount of them that cant drive and are putting themselves and others in danger. Theres one lives near me and he uses a zimmer frame and can hardly walk. It takes ages to get into his car and he drives everywhere are 20 miles an hour. I thought the car was an automatic but only found out the other day it was a manual!!!! What happens is a child happens to run out in front of him?? He'd never be able to stop!! Cant the goverment bring out a law that says they have to do a test every year or something.

4. DFS Adverts. NO MORE PLEASE!!!!! I cant take it. Every song I have ever liked, you have ruined it. The ad must be on about 100 times a day. And do they ever stop having sales??

5. Women who wear Poison perfume by Mr Doir!! Its the most vile smelling perfume in the world. If you go shoping.. say to Tescos, theres always at least 3 people wearing it. And when I smell it I wanna throw!! Please, it was popular in the 80's. Its now the noughties, move on with the times. Buy a new perfume!!

[Woollyback]

odd socks, and peanut butter

[NANNY RED]

People who knock on my front door.

And that especially includes my kids. Took me 20 yers to get rid and here they are again lookin' for another free feed



Ok I may be kidding about my kids, me lad usually has something to trade, but Irish carpet sellers do my f'uckin head in ! every fortnight , same routine

Irish Geezer -  "Dyer wanna buy a carpet"
Woof -  "Only if it's magic"
Irish Geezer -  "Wot about a runner for your hallway ?"
Woof - "My hallways only 5 foot long, I can still cover that distance meself"
Irish Geezer - "Wot about a bath mat ?"
Woof - "Haven't got a bath, only a shower"
Irish Geezer - "Can I use your toilet ?"
Woof - "F'uck off"
Irish geezer - "Tanx"

Doors slams shut, but he'll be back AGAIN in two weeks .


I'm almost looking forward to it .   

At least you only get them sellin carpets i get them

"Ive got a nice leather 3 piece suite in the van do you wanna have a look missus. i could of opened me own furniture shop with all the 3 piece suits.

[Kharhaz]

Atheists who get annoyed by religious people.  Im not religious but was listening to an argument where an atheist was annoyed by someones faith.  If it makes somebody happy even if you think its not logical or scientifically proven then why argue and get angry.  The person is happy with their faith good luck to them

That doesnt bother me as much. We all believe in our own thing, as this forum has proved. While some like kuyt some dont. Never has bothered me but what bothers me is the hypocrisy.

Im an aetheist. I dont believe in god at all. My kids are not christened and im not married. But ive been with my missus now for nigh on 15 years. And many people I know who are married and have there kids christened are also aetheists, so I ask them. If you dont believe in god, why go through these rituals?

A majority of the answers I get are, because his/her parents insisted ! Its a lame excuse. I dont believe in god, my kids are not christened and im not married. My missus carries the same beliefs I do, she also doesnt believe in the greater power. But those are our beliefs, and I cannot understand why people get so angry with people who do believe in a god.

I do get angry however when innocent people are killed by "extremists" who do that kind of thing for there god.

[Kharhaz]

Womens Farts. My god they are awful. I can walk into a loo in the pub after a bloke has had a really good dump, it smells, its pretty bad, but I get by. I cannot walk into the loo after a woman has had a dump though. They fart a lot. And it kills. Its a smell that stops you in your tracks. And this makes sense to me. Why do women have so much perfume, why do they have a good smell all over the body? Its because when they create the "bad" smell it really is bad, it can kill !

[Number 9]

1) People that complain too much.Everyone whos @rsehole looks down is entitled to a moan once in a while,but i know some that just always complain.A guy i know(would'nt call him a friend) said to me the other day.Im not happy at home and im not happy at work.Simple get a new job and find somewhere else to live.but thats not the way is it? NO..stay in the same job and stay in the same home and depress the head off anyone who is unfortunate enough to spend more than 5 minutes with you!Sorry but I have no sympathy for people who dont act to change their circumstances that deprive them of hapiness so much,[IF] they are able to do so,must emphasise that bit!!.Equally though I am happy that some people can and do and if i care about these people,its great to see!
Another thing i hate is moaning about the "credit crunch"...Reality check..diesel is dear and beans have went up 4p a tin eggs are a bit more expensive,the mortgage has went up a bit,yeah we are all finding it tough!but maybe if people stopped buying houses and cars they cant afford just to look good and give their mates a hard on..basically stopped living above their means on money that aint theirs we would all be better off!Lets face it as tough as things are its hardly living in Sudan!

2)Super Noodles..they dont give you as much powder anymore in the sachet!
I have'nt weighed it but I know by the taste,the chicken ones especially are very bland!

3)Christians...I got called a sinner buy some raving little geriatric basta'rd the other day in Belfast city centre.I was'nt doing anything wrong..merely crossing Royal avenue heading towards TopMan.I got offered a leaflet and said"No thanks mate".He then went into one calling me a sinner and preaching stuff.I stopped and could'nt believe what i was hearing....Basically im a sinner who refused the word of "his god" and I will die in hell!
Just told him that if seeing the light makes me as bitter and twisted as you i will gladly stay in the dark and take my chances!
Do what ya want and worship what ya want but dont shove it down others necks,and dont judge people because they dont believe what you do...keep it all away from me!

4)Politicians in my country...getting paid well and doing nothing whatsoever creative to benefit anyone but themselves!we have terrorists and murderers in government then we have the other extreme that are so warped by their deluded take on the bible.So much so that they cant deal with the other side.Yeah we have moved on but in reality only the guns are silent but the voices are still there.How long will guns remain silent if the stalemate prevails??

5)The 2 Yanks,and all the shi'te that has came with them.The uncertainty of it all and the worry that comes in hand!The fact that something ya love is in the hands of people you detest and know that your best interests are only paramount because it may be better for them in the long run!If anyone tells me that the present climate at our club is not partly responsible for killing SOME of the atmosphere on here lately,I'll call them a liar or a w@nker now!
I always say to mates that are having a bad time..dont worry,next year you will have  moved on,we will laugh about this then,wait and see!
Hopefully next year we will be laughing at those two kunts on here while they loose all they ever made through pure GREED!!

[Kharhaz]

2)Super Noodles..they dont give you as much powder anymore in the sachet!
I have'nt weighed it but I know by the taste,the chicken ones especially are very bland!

There just noodles aint they !? There is less powder, I noticed it, my oldest lad noticed it and now you have ! WHERES OUR POWDER ?? And I ask that in a non - druggy kind of way !

[Number 9]

2)Super Noodles..they dont give you as much powder anymore in the sachet!
I have'nt weighed it but I know by the taste,the chicken ones especially are very bland!

There just noodles aint they !? There is less powder, I noticed it, my oldest lad noticed it and now you have ! WHERES OUR POWDER ?? And I ask that in a non - druggy kind of way !

Plus Rocky caramel biscuits are smaller than even 2 years ago!!