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Postby burjennio » Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:38 pm

I hate to dumb down a thread but Im still perplexed by a word a lady used to me in a bar last night, After a brief but royally deserved slaggin she told me to lick her "fannyjam"

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Postby red37 » Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:44 pm

Maybe she was on the 'blob' - flag week... ???
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Postby burjennio » Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:03 pm

Thats what I thought, I really don't wanna lick that
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Postby red37 » Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:45 pm

burjennio wrote:Thats what I thought, I really don't wanna lick that

Trust me - you don't.  Rattle her yeah by all means.  :D

Mind you, if it was Seedless.....
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Postby burjennio » Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:09 pm

I also have a soft spot for the word "chump"
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Postby red37 » Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:27 pm

Don't give away all your secrets now...
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Postby burjennio » Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:51 pm

And what's chump without "Chumpette"



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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:13 pm

chumpion?
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Postby red37 » Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:18 pm

No slang terms in here...only words that are weird or no bugger uses anymore.  :D
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:44 pm

oh that would be ''maypaxvobiscum'' :D
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Postby red37 » Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:10 am

Todays little Literary Hors 'd oeuvre is "NINCOMPOOPERY"  loosely translated to mean: The actions of a fool or a simpleton.
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Postby Judge » Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:46 pm

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Postby red37 » Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:12 pm

Todays mystifying offering is "Nebulaphobia" - pertaining to a fear of Fog.
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Postby red37 » Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:28 pm

No word for yesterday (speechless, cos the mortgage was due) But....

Todays tantalising sweetmeat is "Cheilocunnidipity" which roughly translates as, the mental visualisation of a womans gob as a pair of gammon flaps.
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Postby woof woof ! » Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:03 pm

red37 wrote:No word for yesterday (speechless, cos the mortgage was due) But....

Todays tantalising sweetmeat is "Cheilocunnidipity" which roughly translates as, the mental visualisation of a womans gob as a pair of gammon flaps.

:laugh:

So thats what we've been suffering from . Nice to finally be able to put a name to it.  :D

"Can't come into work today , got a bad case of Cheilicunnidipity"

sounds much more convincing to the boss than

"Can't come into today the woman busdriver  asked me "where to" and I got a raging horn .  :D
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