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by **red37** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:15 pm

Probably done the rounds by now - its a fair age. But nonetheless, read the f*cking thing all the way down. I havn't laughed so much in ages :laugh:

Warning - those easily offended by s.*i*e and all its familiars might as well do one now. Pmsl at this read....stick with it though - its a saga alright.

Lifted off the Rattle.

Doh! what am i like... Its here

by **dawson99** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:16 pm

red37 wrote:Probably done the rounds by now - its a fair age. But nonetheless, read the f*cking thing all the way down. I havn't laughed so much in ages

Warning - those easily offended by s.*i*e and all its familiars might as well do one now. Loved this read....stick with it though - its a saga alright.

Lifted off the Rattle.

I'm confuddled red, what am i reading?

by **red37** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:18 pm

Fixed. (one of them weeks 'fraid) :glare:

by **dawson99** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:33 pm

one of them weeks maybe, but that story was completely awesome!!!

(never knew leej posted as blu_tone on other sites)

Class mate...

by **account deleted by request** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:15 pm

And believe me not a word of exaggeration. That stuff is impressive!

by **NiftyNeil** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:10 pm

That's the best thing I've read in ages.

by **red37** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:55 pm

s@int wrote:And believe me not a word of exaggeration. That stuff is impressive!

What is? Picolax?

It sounds like powerful stuff alright! F*ck me....

Ive never heard of it before.

by **dawson99** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:18 pm

I had that polish flu or whatever it was last year, that thing in all the papers. for 3 days solid couldnt hold anything... when i went back to work people said i had never looked better

maybe i should try that Picolax

by **RUSHIE#9** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:41 pm

I've got tears runnin down me face here

absolute fecking genius that!!

by **account deleted by request** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:13 am

red37 wrote:
s@int wrote:And believe me not a word of exaggeration. That stuff is impressive!

What is? Picolax?

It sounds like powerful stuff alright! F*ck me....

Ive never heard of it before.

It really is very strong stuff mate. Not to be taken by the squeamish or people who have decorated recently. Thankfully they seem to have stopped prescribing it now as the last couple of times they have sent me Klean - Prep an altogether more family friendly product.

by **Roger Red Hat** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:53 am

now that was quality reading. I neeeeeeeed that product! :laugh:

by **Woollyback** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 1:28 pm

poo = funny

fact. :nod

by **red37** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:34 pm

Woollyback wrote:poo = funny

fact.

Flashback: 1993
Place: Freddy's Fish Bar - Turkey
Stimulii: Can't remember (too much ale) Was f*ckin hangin whatever the hell it was - it did have a nice sparkler on top though....

Outcome: Diet coked the khazi good style - washed half me lumbar region in the process too! - nice.

:no

sometimes.......its funny.

by **taff** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:38 pm

All the time mate
:laugh:

by **Roger Red Hat** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:32 pm

there's something really satisfying about pebble dashing the loo. when ya poo leaves ya ar$e like a flock of pigeons you cant help but smile.

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