I fancy virtually every man on here
Lando_Griffin wrote:Here is a PM recieved from Rafa-Dodd not more than 1 hour ago:
"Hi Lando.
I've been wanting to tell the forum something ever since I joined, but I don't know how the members will take it.
I figured that seeing as you don't really care what people think about you (being so fat, and all), you might be able to give me some advice.
I am gay. I fancy virtually every man on here, despite only meeting you - lando. your my boyfriend, and you actually returns my feelings, which is nice.
The thing is, it doesn't stop there. If I were just a pork sword-swollowing sicko, I could handle that. But the truth of the matter is, I am seriously attracted to goats. Billy goats.
I'm quite ashamed to admit, but I have had more than a few sexual encounters with the local farmer's oldest goat, "Raymond". He is getting on, but I like them like that. "The rougher the better", as I always say. He seems to love oral.
What I need your advice on, is; should I tell the forum about my cat-buggering fetish aswell, or just leave it at the goat-gobbling? I'm torn.
I'm definately not going to mention my donkey-bonking, as people seem to have a thing against that.
So. What should I do?
Any help would be appreciated, mate.
- Rafa-Dodd. "
Well.
Rafa-Dodd:
STOP BUGGERING DEFENCELESS ANIMALS YOU F*CKING SICK FREAK - THAT INCLUDES MY DOG!
I don't know how anyone could do such things.
One thing's for certain - you haven't got to worry about how to tell the forum, you twisted b*stard, but i like it very much
Rafa-Dodd wrote:lmao - Lando that was a secret, thats it no more free winky jobs for you.
Rushie - Why does Gerrard look off his tits in ya avatar!
Lando_Griffin wrote:I'm quite ashamed to admit, but I have had more than a few sexual encounters with the local farmer's oldest goat, "Raymond". He is getting on, but I like them like that. "The rougher the better", as I always say. He seems to love oral.
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