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by **stmichael** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:36 pm

"Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add."

by **Judge** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:46 pm

stmichael wrote:i like discussing sex with small children.

bad either way stmike :no

by **Judge** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:49 pm

bas'tard

by **Woollyback** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:55 pm

best quote i've seen in a long time...

by **Garymac** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:58 pm

if i pull down my pants and give u a spoon, will you eat my a$$

by **Dom1** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 12:18 am

Woollyback wrote:best quote i've seen in a long time...

by **Lando_Griffin** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 2:05 am

Sh*t happens. Sometimes it's painful, and sometimes it's disguised as a fart.

by **116-1104673748** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:57 am

Convert to Islam.You get to have four wives.

Note:Do NOT slam me with your anti-racist phoey because I'm giving propaganda.

by **116-1104673748** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 11:53 am

Wouldn't it be nice if everyone can pay their income and road taxes with a smile for once?
Sadly,we can't pay taxes with smiles,we can only pay taxes with cash.

by **anfieldadorer** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 3:49 pm

thomas88 wrote:Convert to Islam.You get to have four wives.

Note:Do NOT slam me with your anti-racist phoey because I'm giving propaganda.

by **116-1104673748** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 9:52 am

Next wise saying of the day

On a date.If your girlfriend dresses like those formal and snooty people,do NOT bring her to a pizza shop or one of those noisy and loud Chinese restaurants.

by **babu** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:00 am

thomas88 wrote:Convert to Islam.You get to have four wives.

Note:Do NOT slam me with your anti-racist phoey because I'm giving propaganda.

Tommy ole boy, only works if you live in a country that allows the practice.

Think about all the people who converted after reading your post, only to realise that in their country its against the law.

by **116-1104673748** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:05 am

babu wrote:
thomas88 wrote:Convert to Islam.You get to have four wives.

Note:Do NOT slam me with your anti-racist phoey because I'm giving propaganda.

Tommy ole boy, only works if you live in a country that allows the practice.

Think about all the people who converted after reading your post, only to realise that in their country its against the law.

by **Ciggy** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:07 am

thomas88 wrote:Next wise saying of the day

On a date.If your girlfriend dresses like those formal and snooty people,do NOT bring her to a pizza shop or one of those noisy and loud Chinese restaurants.

Thomas are you this funny in real, your mates must howl laughing if you are

by **116-1104673748** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:15 am

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:
thomas88 wrote:Next wise saying of the day

On a date.If your girlfriend dresses like those formal and snooty people,do NOT bring her to a pizza shop or one of those noisy and loud Chinese restaurants.

Thomas are you this funny in real, your mates must howl laughing if you are

When I was in 9th grade,I was voted by the school magazine(In the juniors section) to be one step in the asylum.

I didn't get the magazine so I can't show you.I moved to another school mid-year but my ex-schoolmates told me.

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