Liverpool FC Forum

[hawkmoon269]

If we all jumped off a 500ft cliff at the same time, landing at exactly the same moment on solid ocean rocks below, taking into consideration the possibility of slightly weakened gravitational pull, the effect of warm air, and the American moon landings - would we all die?

Was it low tide or high tide?

[drummerphil]

no we wouldnt all die Lando because depending on your place in the queue there would be soon 500ft of bodies and it would no longer be a jump at all.......but more of a climb

[hawkmoon269]

no we wouldnt all die Lando because depending on your place in the queue there would be soon 500ft of bodies and it would no longer be a jump at all.......but more of a climb

But what happens if there is a big fatty behind you!
Oh fuck were back to the fatty decrimination thread again!

[andy_g]

in that case i would politely let the fatty go first

[Woollyback]

if you drop a cat it always lands on its feet, if you drop your toast it always lands buttter side down

what would happen if you buttered the cat?

[hawkmoon269]

if you drop a cat it always lands on its feet, if you drop your toast it always lands buttter side down

what would happen if you buttered the cat?

Only you Woolly would put butter on a pussy.  I prefer chocolate sauce or whipped cream! 

[Lando_Griffin]

no we wouldnt all die Lando because depending on your place in the queue there would be soon 500ft of bodies and it would no longer be a jump at all.......but more of a climb

Now your just satirising a serious question. 

































We all landed in a slightly different spot. It's a big cliff!!!!


The tide is out - hence why we land on rocks. 

[anfieldadorer]

what the feck is a flamingo doing eating a bunch of grass (who do you think you are, a cow?) on the LFC logo?

[anfieldadorer]

hey, i got a flamingo for my sig down there, whadya think?