Liverpool FC Forum

[RED BEERGOGGLES]

New advert for Mastercard :

1. The build up of excitement and apprehension  prior to       kick  off in the pub 10 quid 
2. The actual match 28 quid ?
3. The conclusion when the expectation is finally quelled and you can get blitzed and     
     talk in general about tactics and formations   50 quid ?
4. Your birds silence the next day ?   PRICELESS !

     

[RED BEERGOGGLES]

This is the 4 th Saturday this year I have been  forced into babysitting  the kids
This going out with the girls seems to be developing into a trend and needs nipping in the bud ,sometimes I pay heavily for my Friday nights out with the Lads .
Anyone else been suckered into staying in tonight ?
Well at least my daughter cant  watch Big Brother anymore thank f*ck for small mercies   

[barnesrush]

not been suckered in to staying in but been pulled in to do an airport run early 2mo. ah well it means i get the house to meself for a while

[RED BEERGOGGLES]

The house to yourself now thats Priceless Barnsy

[Dalglish]

Talking of houses what has a Tornado and a Woman got in common ?

Answer - "When they come their wet and wild but when they leave they take your house and your car !!!

[RED BEERGOGGLES]

Have you met my Ex wife then Dalglish .I thought it was only sheep that got Fleeced

[Dom1]

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