Porn name - What's yours?

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Postby The Ace1983 » Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:44 pm

I have no doubt that this topic has been brought up before, but I can't remember it and there are a lot of new members around so I thought we could do it again.

If you don't know how to do it, you need the name of your first pet and your mothers maiden name, put them together and Voila!

To get the ball rolling, my name is Humpty Tucker! Beat that one if you can!  :D
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Postby dawson99 » Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:48 pm

Coco Steele :buttrock
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Postby JBG » Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:53 pm

Buck Naked.  :buttrock
Jolly Bob Grumbine.
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Postby drummerphil » Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:53 pm

Rex Malone
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Bob Paisley : "Still we've had the hard times too - one year we finished second."

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Postby dawson99 » Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:55 pm

JBG wrote:Buck Naked.  :buttrock

:suspect:

:wwww
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:59 pm

Butch Taylor :laugh:
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Postby stmichael » Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:00 pm

dusty whitlock :D
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:03 pm

dusty whitlock :D
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Postby Judge » Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:13 pm

''wel hung lo'' (its an oriental porn name)

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''meat''



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''Cracker jacker''





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''Ivor Biggun''



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Postby Judge » Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:14 pm

oh, and the ''penetrator''

its a cyborg thing :D
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Postby Woollyback » Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:23 pm

moby jones :D
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Postby Judge » Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:24 pm

Woollyback wrote:moby jones :D

why jones?  :D
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:28 pm

Heres one for you:

Q:What do you call a Chinese Man with One Leg?



A: Tai Won Shu :D
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Postby Woollyback » Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:35 pm

Judge wrote:
Woollyback wrote:moby jones :D

why jones?  :D

cos that was my mother's maiden name, amazingly enough :D

first rule of exams at school - READ THE BLOODY QUESTION, judgey boy read the opening post ya daft bugger :D
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Postby stmichael » Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:37 pm

Roberts wrote:Heres one for you:

Q:What do you call a Chinese Man with One Leg?



A: Tai Won Shu :D

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