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by **adamnbarrett** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:33 pm

Smeg's bird: Will drop pants for food

by **48-1119859832** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:38 pm

by **Kash_Mountain** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:39 pm

adamnbarrett wrote:Smeg's bird: Will drop pants for food

by **stoney** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:50 pm

smegma

by **Woollyback** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 12:32 am

"Ladies, one at a time please...

I can only handle one restraining order at a time" :laugh:

by **davo_LFC** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 12:52 am

smeg: i want my nuts from michelle Mcmanus

by **66-1120597113** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:31 am

jonnymac1979 wrote:Can anyone come up with anything witty we can put on here and he can have it in his signature?

MORE CHANCE OF GETTING MY CHERRY BROKEN BY AN ALIEN....THE POOF IS OUT THERE? :alien:

by **66-1112520797** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:00 am

jonnymac1979 wrote:Can anyone come up with anything witty we can put on here and he can have it in his signature?

Make me a man !

by **112-1077774096** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:02 am

jonnymac1979 wrote:Can anyone come up with anything witty we can put on here and he can have it in his signature?

Smeg: its just not right

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:03 am

Bamaga man wrote:
jonnymac1979 wrote:Can anyone come up with anything witty we can put on here and he can have it in his signature?

Make me a man !

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:30 am

jonnymac1979 wrote:Can anyone come up with anything witty we can put on here and he can have it in his signature?

I have a large sexual appetite, but very small penis (this is for SMEG not a confession

)

by **66-1120597113** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:38 am

peewee wrote:
jonnymac1979 wrote:Can anyone come up with anything witty we can put on here and he can have it in his signature?

Smeg: its just not right

Ha ha Pewee your a funny fecker! Leave Kuyt alone!

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:54 am

jonnymac1979 wrote:Can anyone come up with anything witty we can put on here and he can have it in his signature?

"SMEG wants HEAD".

Keep the "wants" small, and...

You know it's a winner!!!!!

by **MadameFlab** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 4:23 am

Hi Smeg.

My name's Hilda, but you can call me Madame Flab.

I'm a professional Sumo wrestler who's looking for love.

I'm 42 years old, but I like my men young and scruffy, just like you, sugarlump :;):

I heard through a friend that you liked weightier women, and I'm glad to hear that you're still a virgin. I can "break you in", so to speak.

I'd be very excited to hear from you, as I live less than 20 miles from you, baby.

Send me a PM sometime, bigboy.

Love from hilda. :hearts

P.S.

Here is a publicity photo of me, I hope you like it!:

Chow for now, buttercup.

by **112-1077774096** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 4:52 am

MadameFlab wrote:Hi Smeg.

My name's Hilda, but you can call me Madame Flab.

I'm a professional Sumo wrestler who's looking for love.

I'm 42 years old, but I like my men young and scruffy, just like you, sugarlump

I heard through a friend that you liked weightier women, and I'm glad to hear that you're still a virgin. I can "break you in", so to speak.

I'd be very excited to hear from you, as I live less than 20 miles from you, baby.

Send me a PM sometime, bigboy.

Love from hilda.

P.S.

Here is a publicity photo of me, I hope you like it!:

Chow for now, buttercup.

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