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by **dawson99** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:16 pm

im not as bad as lando the facist!!!

by **thegreedo** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:20 pm

Yeah but Lando's excuse is he suffers from PMT, what's yours??

by **dawson99** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:47 pm

Im an a$$hole and I'm proud of it :laugh:

by **dawson99** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:51 pm

Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me
About you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area
Maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys
Maybe even in the colon
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe
With a regular job
I'm your average white
Suburbanite slob
I like football, and porno, and books about war
I've got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor
My wife, and my job
My kids, and my car
My feet on my table
And a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
Oh no, no way, uh uhh
No, I gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow
In the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an a$$hole
(he's an a$$hole, what an a$$hole)
I'm an a$$hole
(he's an a$$hole, such an a$$hole)

I use public toilets
And I pi$$ on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"

I'm an a$$hole
(he's an a$$hole, what an a$$hole)
I'm an a$$hole
(he's an a$$hole, such an a$$hole)

Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces

I'm an a$$hole
(he's an a$$hole, what an a$$hole)
I'm an a$$hole
(he's a real fukking a$$hole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
...
NAAAHHHHH!

I'm an a$$hole
(he's an a$$hole, what an a$$hole)
I'm an a$$hole
(he's the world's biggest a$$hole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable
Hot pink!
With whale skin hub caps
An all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby
At 115 miles per hour
Getting one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!
Two words: Nuclear :censored:

' Weapons
Okay!?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the Democracy they want
They can have a big Democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienemen Square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we got the bombs
Okay!?
John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"
And he's gonna be pretty :censored:

off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times
That's how :censored:

off "The Duke"'s gonna be
I'm gonna get "The Duke"
And John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas
And-
(Hey, Hey! You know you really are an a$$hole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal?
You know, the whole time I thought I was that a$$hole
And it turns out it was him
What an a$$hole!

I'm an a$$hole
(he's an a$$hole, what an a$$hole)
I'm an a$$hole
(he's the worlds biggest a$$hole)

A - SS - HO - LE!
Everybody!!
A - SS - HO - LE!

*dog barking noises*

I'm an a$$hole and proud of it!

by **woof woof !** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:42 pm

2520years wrote:Not everyone on here is immature, but the immature ones shout the loudest and sometimes drown out sensible comments. You don't have to go any further than this thread to see that. I'm all for a bit of silliness from time to time, but it's people going too far that drove Lionheart out.

Nobody drove Lionheart out . He's an OK guy but (imo) needs to get rid of the stick he has up his a'rse.

This is an internet forum not a sunday school .

:kungfu:

by **dawson99** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:46 pm

apart from on sundays, when we learn stuff:blues:

by **Ciggy** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:15 pm

Dawson and his bird "Doin the Lambeth Walk"

by **dawson99** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:16 pm

ciggys keyboard

(i cant get the lambeth walk song outta my head now)

by **Ciggy** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:24 pm

dawson99 wrote:ciggys keyboard

(i cant get the lambeth walk song outta my head now)

by **dawson99** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:30 pm

love ya cigs!

by **Ciggy** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:43 pm

dawson99 wrote:love ya cigs!

Luvs ja two :love:

Hey Daws you taken me out for some of this

And do you Cockerknees really eat this shite

by **account deleted by request** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:18 pm

Show your class Dawson and get her something like this

by **thegreedo** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:30 pm

dawson99 wrote:ciggys keyboard

(i cant get the lambeth walk song outta my head now)

Absolute quality, LMFAO!!

by **Lando_Griffin** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:45 am

Well if I have driven Lionheart out, then I apologise.

I won't change my style, though.

by **Bad Bob** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:57 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:Well if I have driven Lionheart out, then I apologise.

I won't change my style, though.

Will you at least change your underpants then, FFS?

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