Lando_Griffin wrote:Cricket is God's way of getting all the boring people into one place out of the way of those with lives.
Golf is there to catch the even SADDER b*stards!
How can yo call it a sport when 1 game lasts a f*cking week!?!
Not to mention having a break for f*cking tea! TEA!?! Are they men of fricking grannies!?!
"Rain/bad light stopped play" pussies! F*cking rain!?! They just stand about anyway!
Bad light!?! With all that padding, it shouldn't matter if they're blindfolded!!!!!
Not for me, thankyou so very much!
Lando_Griffin wrote:Cricket is God's way of getting all the boring people into one place out of the way of those with lives.
Golf is there to catch the even SADDER b*stards!
How can yo call it a sport when 1 game lasts a f*cking week!?!
Not to mention having a break for f*cking tea! TEA!?! Are they men of fricking grannies!?!
"Rain/bad light stopped play" pussies! F*cking rain!?! They just stand about anyway!
Bad light!?! With all that padding, it shouldn't matter if they're blindfolded!!!!!
Not for me, thankyou so very much!
babu wrote:Lando_Griffin wrote:Cricket is God's way of getting all the boring people into one place out of the way of those with lives.
Golf is there to catch the even SADDER b*stards!
How can yo call it a sport when 1 game lasts a f*cking week!?!
Not to mention having a break for f*cking tea! TEA!?! Are they men of fricking grannies!?!
"Rain/bad light stopped play" pussies! F*cking rain!?! They just stand about anyway!
Bad light!?! With all that padding, it shouldn't matter if they're blindfolded!!!!!
Not for me, thankyou so very much!
you sir are a heathen.
Sitting in the sun for 4 days (2 days if its australia) drinking pi.ss on the hill, watching the chicks in bikini's, occasionally watching the match. what could be better?
neil wrote:Wise words there from the cartoon man.![]()
Lando_Griffin wrote:Family Guy - 20 minutes long.
Cricket - 2 years long.
Do the math.
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