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by **dawson99** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 11:32 pm

saw this on football365 forum, and it got kinda funny
All u need to do is admit to doing something which u would normally be ridiculed for, but here u can be honest... i will even go first, with something very tame.

Once, i was with this girl in primrose hill (posh park in london i guess) when she wanted to have sex up a tree, we started to do it, but i fell off and did my arm in. she left and i had to spend £40 on a cab home :blush:

by **Mikz** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 11:51 pm

up a tree your joking?

?

? was she very hairy and liked bananas?

by **Paul C** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 11:56 pm

I bet she had a red ar5e at the end though :oh:

by **jonnymac1979** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 12:06 am

Mikz wrote: up a tree your joking? ? ? ? was she very hairy and liked bananas?

Hahaha, that's the funnist comment I've heard in all today!!!!

by **jonnymac1979** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 12:06 am

by **Mikz** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 12:10 am

Mine was just last week.I was getting a lift into town by my bro and asked him to stop while i ran got a pkt of cigs. His car is a blue laguna and he moved( on down the street )and in his place came another blue laguna,and i ran out the shop and hopped in the other car :oh:

God he had aged in 3 minutes lol

by **Dom1** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 12:19 am

by **Paul C** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 12:20 am

Mikz wrote:Mine was just last week.I was getting a lift into town by my bro and asked him to stop while i ran got a pkt of cigs. His car is a blue laguna and he moved( on down the street )and in his place came another blue laguna,and i ran out the shop and hopped in the other car God he had aged in 3 minutes lol

My dad did that, we were sat in the car p1ssin ourselves, when he jumped in the car the driver said "where to pal", LMAO

by **Ciggy** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 12:21 am

Recent one for me has to be in speke airport, this dodgey fella was messin round with the cash machine, then I put my cash card in and the machine eat it, so there was loads of police there I went over to one he came with me to the cash machine, I was tellin him about this fella, and me mum was shoutin what are ya doin. The queen was about to fly into john Lennon airport and the bizzie I dragged over was Norman Bettison chief of liverpool police waitin for the queen:blush: :laugh:

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I didnt know who he was :blush:

Me mum said ya stupid cow she was tellin everyone I felt ashamed, all the bizzies where whistlin over to him :laugh:

by **Dom1** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 12:22 am

by **Paul C** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 12:24 am

My mate went for a p1ss at about 3am then got in bed with his mum and dad stark b0llock naked.

Most funny stories are great but you have to be there to appreciate them

by **Woollyback** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 12:53 am

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:Recent one for me has to be in speke airport, this dodgey fella was messin round with the cash machine, then I put my cash card in and the machine eat it, so there was loads of police there I went over to one he came with me to the cash machine, I was tellin him about this fella, and me mum was shoutin what are ya doin. The queen was about to fly into john Lennon airport and the bizzie I dragged over was Norman Bettison chief of liverpool police waitin for the queen:blush: .
I didnt know who he was
Me mum said ya stupid cow she was tellin everyone I felt ashamed, all the bizzies where whistlin over to him

Lyndz ya daft bugger :laugh:

The only one I can think of was when I went back to this girl's house in Kensington who didn't look so good when I woke up sober in the morning so I crept out of her house whilst she was still asleep.

Thought I'd got away until I realised I'd left my bloody wallet there, went back and her flatmate answered the door - standing behind her was the one I thought I'd got away from wondering why I'd tried to disappear

Very embarassing :blush:

by **dawson99** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 9:15 am

Paul C wrote:My mate went for a p1ss at about 3am then got in bed with his mum and dad stark b0llock naked.

Most funny stories are great but you have to be there to appreciate them

your mate... of course, its always the mate :;):

by **dawson99** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 9:20 am

Mikz wrote: up a tree your joking? ? ? ? was she very hairy and liked bananas?

not hairy. no. liked banana type things. she was just... different...lol. and no paul, no red a$$ by the end

by **Dom1** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 5:39 pm

I got a bad case of early morning stiffness at the worst time possible aabout 3 years back...

on the coach to lourdes full of 20+ people my age and i finally got some kip in my seat and woke up the next morning with only my bulging pants givin me some dignity

.....and yeah people did notice, i thought i got away with it before a couple of lads and girls decided to share the laugh with me a few days later :blush:

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