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Apparentley she has been offered a job when released

[84-1106852058]

picking gooseberrys

[drummerphil]

i feel sick

[The Ace1983]

In honour of this thread a new word should be invented that is a cross between "ouch and yuk", kocyuhu. Because that was funking kocyuhu!

[Siddy454]

oooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[RAFABENITEZ]

yeah, a lad at school last year that i know was smoking some roots and culture   and got caught by the headmaster, so did what any stoner in is case does - runs away and tries to scale a 7 foot spike railing fence. next he slips at the worst time and as he jumps down, rips his scrotum open. He then limped over the school field and to the nurses office, she had to have a feel, and send him to hospital, then, every day for 2 month she had to check it. and she wasnt the 22 year old swedish blonde we had imagined she was in year 7, but a 55 year old yorkshire women with a waddle.

and no woolyback, i didnt blewtooth her. i save that for the fit`uns

[66-1112520797]

Made me laugh that her mate gave it back to him and said "thats your"

Same as,f#cking funny sh!t                  

[66-1112520797]

I new a lad once who somehow twisted his balls he stayed at home for a few days as he was in so much pain.
His mum had to untwist them .

Imagine that your mum having a good old feel  around your nether regions 

[RAFABENITEZ]

have ya ever sat on one on the bus? owch

[66-1112520797]

have ya ever sat on one on the bus? owch

Droopy bags   

[84-1106852058]

have ya ever sat on one on the bus? owch

What a question,

[Judge]

what pain