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Postby 7_Kewell » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:51 am

Just been reading this....i'm never going near women again! :p



read it if you dare!!!
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Postby Dom1 » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:53 am

ahh that happens all the time in germany :D
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Postby Dalglish » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:55 am

Is she one of your Exes Dom ? :D  netherton's not far from yours is it , did you hear the screams from there ? :p
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Postby Dom1 » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:56 am

God no, i think the poor guy wud have passed out before he felt anything :D
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Postby 7_Kewell » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:57 am

Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth


when i think all the times i'v asked girls to do this...obviously whilst it's attached to the rest of my body! :D
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Postby Dom1 » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:05 am

well i suppose it was bound to turn bad :D

i think i will stick to hand only's from now on :D
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Postby The Canadian Red Army » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:07 am

what a dumba$$, he refused to have sex with her.
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Postby woof woof ! » Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:05 am

7_Kewell wrote:Just been reading this....i'm never going near women again! :p



read it if you dare!!!

:laugh:   :laugh:   :D
Puts a whole new slant on the expression "Can I have my ball back ?"

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Postby andy_g » Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:40 am

those birkenhead girls are always doing that.
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Postby Woollyback » Thu Jan 13, 2005 10:37 am

oof!  :oh:
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Postby Leonmc0708 » Thu Jan 13, 2005 11:42 pm

This guy lives round the corner from me, and I can remember him going missing for a few weeks last year.

If I told you where he works, you might just know him too....
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Postby Woollyback » Thu Jan 13, 2005 11:57 pm

Leonmc0708 wrote:This guy lives round the corner from me, and I can remember him going missing for a few weeks last year.

If I told you where he works, you might just know him too....

Was it Gerard Houllier?  ???
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Postby 7_Kewell » Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:56 am

Was it Gerard Houllier? 

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Postby Roger Red Hat » Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:14 am

Woollyback wrote:Was it Gerard Houllier?  ???

Nah, he doesn't have ANY balls.
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Postby Woollyback » Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:44 am

Lee J wrote:
Woollyback wrote:Was it Gerard Houllier?  ???

Nah, he doesn't have ANY balls.

Yeah he dropped a b*llock signing Diouf and another with Diao - net result? Houllier's now got no b*llocks :D
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