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[tubby]

I've only had 3 fat sh@gs, I lost me cherry to one, carpet burnt me bell when I missed the hole with another and i just felt sorry for the third one. I swore i'd never have a fattie again after no.3 and then I landed a swimwear model - one extreme to the other.    that ended in tears too

Missed the hole!
That i can understand considering it may not have been obvious as to where to actually aim!
But ya must have been ready to enter at some velocity if you got a carpet burn first thrust!
Or were you shagging the carpet for a while before ya noticed?

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On the topic, obesity is a health problem that you have if you don't care about an aspect of your health, pretty much like if you smoke you have to pay the consequences.

I wouldn't pay any money to a man or a woman that is obese just because she is.

In the other extreme, I think I once read that in an american airplane, some fat woman had to pay two tickets t instead of one, that's a bit perhaps too harsh, I think people should pay one ticket plane no matter of size 

If they only got 1 meal then yes that was harsh. 

I also read that in the USA their ambulances were not big enough to cope with morbidly obese people so anyone needing transportation in an emergency was taken in basically a massive van or something driven by paramedics. I think they came under pressure later not to use those vehnicles as it was offensive to the patients.

You can see the difference here.

[Number 9]

I've only had 3 fat sh@gs, I lost me cherry to one, carpet burnt me bell when I missed the hole with another and i just felt sorry for the third one. I swore i'd never have a fattie again after no.3 and then I landed a swimwear model - one extreme to the other.    that ended in tears too

Missed the hole!
That i can understand considering it may not have been obvious as to where to actually aim!
But ya must have been ready to enter at some velocity if you got a carpet burn first thrust!
Or were you shagging the carpet for a while before ya noticed?

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On the topic, obesity is a health problem that you have if you don't care about an aspect of your health, pretty much like if you smoke you have to pay the consequences.

I wouldn't pay any money to a man or a woman that is obese just because she is.

In the other extreme, I think I once read that in an american airplane, some fat woman had to pay two tickets t instead of one, that's a bit perhaps too harsh, I think people should pay one ticket plane no matter of size 

If they only got 1 meal then yes that was harsh.

I also read that in the USA their ambulances were not big enough to cope with morbidly obese people so anyone needing transportation in an emergency was taken in basically a massive van or something driven by paramedics. I think they came under pressure later not to use those vehnicles as it was offensive to the patients.

You can see the difference here.

They love it over there!
Theres loads on the TV all crying lying in bed like a big septic beached whale saying that they want help.Then there Mother walks in to the room with about 40 hamburgers and chips on a plate the size of a sattelite dish!
Mmmnnn! I wonder why your a fat fuker you think?

Its a bit late asking for help if they have to take a wall down to get you out of the room and use a hydraulic crane to get you on the back of truck!

I feel sorry for ones that have eating disorders and are genuinely ill.But there are too many obese people about to all claim to be ill.
90% of them are just plain lazy and gluttons!

[NANNY RED]

Yous lads make me laugh with your obssession with fat woman. Ill bet a pound to a feckin penny that half of yous have all got ale guts. . not a little pouch mind but a hanging gut. Skinny legs an a hangin ale gut Horrible

[Big Niall]

that's my c0ck, not a gut

[NANNY RED]

that's my c0ck, not a gut

I bet yeh cant see it for your ale gut 

[Bam]

I've only had 3 fat sh@gs, I lost me cherry to one, carpet burnt me bell when I missed the hole with another and i just felt sorry for the third one. I swore i'd never have a fattie again after no.3 and then I landed a swimwear model - one extreme to the other.    that ended in tears too

funny f.ucker

[Effes]

I've only had 3 fat sh@gs, I lost me cherry to one, carpet burnt me bell when I missed the hole with another and i just felt sorry for the third one. I swore i'd never have a fattie again after no.3 and then I landed a swimwear model - one extreme to the other.    that ended in tears too

I have an "acceptance criteria" Im afraid, if their ar.se is bigger than a beach ball, it's no go.

Can sympathise with the fit one too. I lived with a perfect 10 bird, not an ounce of cellulite on her legs.

Ended in ters too    But she was a porn queen in the bedroom.
Mind you, I say bedroom. most the time it was in the living room or kitchen. Feckin nympho.

Im still in credit with my wank-bank too! 

[LegBarnes]

I hate the government telling us how to live and believe you should be allowed, smoke, drink, eat what you want without being taxed for it, but obese people claiming disability is a joke.

One woman (In Ireland) is suing an insurance company for charging her higher health insurance for being obese - apparantly it descriminates against the disabled.

Then this morning while running on the threadmill in the gym (hence, why I am not a fattie) I saw on UK news about a fat family claiming disability allowances for all of them.

I've nothing against somebody choosing to be fat, but wanting welfare for it makes me want to sell them off to some Japanese Fishermen for whale meat   

mate there is no problem it is something the goverment make up to keep your minds of what they really up to like invading other countrys for oil , plotting world goverment so on and so on.

I see kids every day I don't ever remember seeing alot of fats ones ?

1/4 of kids are fat my ar.se they are its a made up stat just to scare us and make us do what the goverment say.

Don't buy into it don't be a sheep. ba

Wanna do something useful with your lifes investigate whats really going on in world.

Do something about it.

http://thecrowhouse.com/bigpic.html

Don't use Fluoride based tooth pastes they are bad very bad.

[Emerald Red]

Just think about it: fat can be burned as a form of fuel, or made into soap, or lard for cooking stuff. I say the fatties should be made to donate their fat for such productive things. The credit crunch is on. I'm gonna start my own fatty farming. I'll round them up and flog their fat to the highest bidder.

[Bam]

Just think about it: fat can be burned as a form of fuel, or made into soap, or lard for cooking stuff. I say the fatties should be made to donate their fat for such productive things. The credit crunch is on. I'm gonna start my own fatty farming. I'll round them up and flog their fat to the highest bidder.

Your not suggesting harvesting fat people are ?

[Number 9]

Just think about it: fat can be burned as a form of fuel, or made into soap, or lard for cooking stuff. I say the fatties should be made to donate their fat for such productive things. The credit crunch is on. I'm gonna start my own fatty farming. I'll round them up and flog their fat to the highest bidder.

Your not suggesting harvesting fat people are ?

Saint will love this!

Oh by the way,talking about people harvesting I watched a thing last night about the hottest place on earth!Witchdoctors in some parts of Africa now believe that Albino blood and bones make great medicine,its only came to light over the last year.
So people are going round stealing Albinos and killing them to make medicine!
Fuc'king crazy world it is.."Hey witchdoctor,i've got the flu"

"No problem young man,just snort these ground albino bones and you'll be fine"

I dont think Emi Reds idea of making soap out of fatties will take off though!

[Judge]

that's my c0ck, not a gut

I bet yeh cant see it for your ale gut 

she wouldnt want it up her a'rse tho, or maybe she would

[GRAHAM01]

Yous lads make me laugh with your obssession with fat woman. Ill bet a pound to a feckin penny that half of yous have all got ale guts. . not a little pouch mind but a hanging gut. Skinny legs an a hangin ale gut Horrible

my theory is, if i can look down and still se me lado then i'm fine   

[Judge]

Yous lads make me laugh with your obssession with fat woman. Ill bet a pound to a feckin penny that half of yous have all got ale guts. . not a little pouch mind but a hanging gut. Skinny legs an a hangin ale gut Horrible

my theory is, if i can look down and still se me lado then i'm fine   

its only a theory though 

[GRAHAM01]

Yous lads make me laugh with your obssession with fat woman. Ill bet a pound to a feckin penny that half of yous have all got ale guts. . not a little pouch mind but a hanging gut. Skinny legs an a hangin ale gut Horrible

my theory is, if i can look down and still se me lado then i'm fine   

its only a theory though 

yes but at the moment is works so feck it 

even if it is only the tip