Liverpool FC Forum

[The Ace1983]

Name 5 things that you really hate and want to dispell from the universe. I'll start.

1. The Da Vinci Code - Utter tripe. It's an OK novel, but the amount of people who actually believe this NOVEL is rediculous. And the fact that Dan Brown claims it's all real is laughable. IT'S NOT REAL!!!

2. People who don't stand their round in the pub - I bought you one, it's only right that you put your hand in your pocket and get me one. Selfish b@stards.

3. Mockneys - If your not from London, don't pretend that you are. It's so lame when you walk around Oxford and hear locals saying "awight me ol' mukka".

4. Jimmy Carr - HE'S NOT FUNNY. How many times... can you say something... like this? Predictable, dull and big headed.

5. Mosquitos - What's the point? Their bites itch, the spread disease and they have killed more humans than anything else. Horrible little blood suckers.

So what do you want to confine to room 101?

[Ciggy]

My room 101 would be put the lot of the bitter bluesh.ite in the bin.

[Woollyback]

1. people who hold their knife like a pencil

2. people who hold their knife like a pencil

3. people who hold their knife like a pencil

4. people who hold their knife like a pencil

5. moths

[Bad Bob]

Pet hates?

1) Little yapper dogs (I'd love to boot them into touch)

2) Pitt Bulls (just what are their owners over-compensating for?)

3) Ferrets (damn hippies!)

4) Snakes/Tarantulas (oooh, their owners are dangerous!)

5) Gerbils (Richard Gere...nuff said)

[Ciggy]

1: The blueshite.

2: Moyes Gollum and Moe off the Simpsons lookalike.

3: Moyes in his conservetry in his knitted cardy sipping champagne claiming they where the best team on Merseyside and should have a parade for 4th place.

4: Bitter bluenoses who get right on my t.1ts.

5: Bluesh1te cause they where at Anfield before us 

[The Ace1983]

1: The blueshite.

2: Moyes Gollum and Moe off the Simpsons lookalike.

3: Moyes in his conservetry in his knitted cardy sipping champagne claiming they where the best team on Merseyside and should have a parade for 4th place.

4: Bitter bluenoses who get right on my t.1ts.

5: Bluesh1te cause they where at Anfield before us 

I think we got that from your first post, but thanks for being specific. 

[Ciggy]

1: The blueshite.

2: Moyes Gollum and Moe off the Simpsons lookalike.

3: Moyes in his conservetry in his knitted cardy sipping champagne claiming they where the best team on Merseyside and should have a parade for 4th place.

4: Bitter bluenoses who get right on my t.1ts.

5: Bluesh1te cause they where at Anfield before us 

I think we got that from your first post, but thanks for being specific. 

No probs Ace 
Its a pity I dont get 10 choices cause Id have a lot more to say about our beloved blue neighbours 

[Bad Bob]

1: The blueshite.

2: Moyes Gollum and Moe off the Simpsons lookalike.

3: Moyes in his conservetry in his knitted cardy sipping champagne claiming they where the best team on Merseyside and should have a parade for 4th place.

4: Bitter bluenoses who get right on my t.1ts.

5: Bluesh1te cause they where at Anfield before us 

Been spending time with your Bluenose family again Ciggy? 

Just wait till August when they'll start talking about this being their year again (every other year or something isn't it?)! 

[hawkmoon269]

1. People who don't acknowledge you letting them out into traffic - are you listening BMW drivers?
2. BMW Drivers - arrogant $*i*e$
3. Elephant.co.uk ads
4. The Taxman
5. my mother-in-law    only joking mommy - [just in case she ever reads this, unlikely, but witches are known for their unusual powers!]

[RUSHIE#9]

1: The blueshite.

2: Moyes Gollum and Moe off the Simpsons lookalike.

3: Moyes in his conservetry in his knitted cardy sipping champagne claiming they where the best team on Merseyside and should have a parade for 4th place.

4: Bitter bluenoses who get right on my t.1ts.

5: Bluesh1te cause they where at Anfield before us 

Nice to see the spirit of the friendly derby is alive and kickin' their CIGGS!!    

Christ, i'd hate to get on your bad side!    

[shanks72]

Name 5 things that you really hate and want to dispell from the universe. I'll start.

1. The Da Vinci Code - Utter tripe. It's an OK novel, but the amount of people who actually believe this NOVEL is rediculous. And the fact that Dan Brown claims it's all real is laughable. IT'S NOT REAL!!!

RESPECT to you Ace -- I totally agree with this one! 

[Mikz]

1. Soap Operas. These have never been on my agenda since plain Jane the super brain kissed jason Donavon. Adults playing a wee house.

2.The new breed of Chelsea fans. Before a ball is kicked in competition, they take for granted the opposition nomatter how good, and assume they should win the tournament

3. Walking past oncoming traffic a mile long, people sitting gawking outve cars and ya just KNOW theyre sittin slabbering,when they look and smile and get on ,its even worse if two dogs are at it on the pavement beside ya.

4. Old women .Was in the doctors surgery today and stuck between 2, and all they talked about for 40 minutes was Death or people dying, Was soooo depressing, then when they get called ,they cant even hear the nurse shouting  get me outa here!!

5.Joyriders and their new Grand theft auto tactics of stealing cars.   Its pathetic, and this kind of thing should be stamped out completely . Jail instead of fines, and sledgehammer instead of wooden mallet

[82-1074641017]

1.Blueshit fans

2.Liars

3.Fat Birds

4.Baldness

5.Ginger People

[Ciggy]

Been spending time with your Bluenose family again Ciggy? 

Just wait till August when they'll start talking about this being their year again (every other year or something isn't it?)! 

To right bitter as can ever be they have stopped to new levels of bitterness since saturday though 
And to think its gona get worse than it is god help me major fall outs ahead

[RUSHIE#9]

1. Drivers that don't indicate - cough BMW owners - cough (Hawk will appreciate that one). 

2. The fookin' Shiela's wheels adverts. 

3. Blind, moaning, full of bullshite football managers
(Wenger, Fergie, Maureenho).

4. Big fuking brother, 13 weeks of watching arseholes          sit around talkin bollox and then gettin shouted at by Davina 'i've only got one level of volume' McCall.

5. Glory hunting so-called footy fans (are ya listening all you bastt@rds down there at shatford bridge??)


P.S. Anyone no where room 101 is and do they recycle??