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2. french accents

      

Is this kunt for real ?

Talk about Irony   

[stmichael]

people saying this "Mods, feel free to move if necessary." ...

[dawson99]

people saying this "Mods, feel free to move if necessary as they point at there crotch." ...

that does sound odd 

[mitch22]

Flies- wtf is there purpose in life apart from fly in stupid directions making a bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz noise when your trying to watch the tele.
Single decker Buses- Why not double anymore your always cramped like f.uck on them

[neil]

Single decker Buses- Why not double anymore your always cramped like f.uck on them

ah the sight of the old H20 Crossville double decker bus coming into view whilst standing freezing cold at the bus stop by the Black Woods.....   

[Kharhaz]

1. Linda Barker

2. Carol Smilie

3. Carol Vorderman

4. Chelsea (Simply because all of a sudden in our town of Grimsby everyone is wearing a Chelsea shirt ! BLOODY CHAVS !!!)

5. CHAVS !!!!

[drummerphil]

1.Jose Mouriniho
2. Gary Neville
3.David Pleat /Andy Gray/Andy Townsend/Jim Rosenthial.......joint
4.drogba
5.Lampard,ronaldo,Essien,Terry,Robben..........joint

[jonnymac1979]

Public transport. 

I'm not going over it again.  Look my old posts up in General Chat from 2004-2005.

[66-1112520797]

1) Poor customer service, you get it everywhere in Britain. Phoning up the likes of NTL because they've sent you a bill from over a year ago thats not even yours. Then your put on hold for two hours or more, accumulating a phone bill while trying to get your problem sorted out. Shop assistants, could they be more f.ucking miserable and rude ! Why be in a job like that if you have no social skills.

2) Paying bills 

3) Lazy @rse people, the type who have never done a days work in there life. Who claim every possible benefit going. And have the audacity to moan and whinge that its not enough or there house isnt big enough. That covers all lazy a.rse British people, pikees and bogus asylum seekers.

4) queing up in the supemarket, standing there for ten minutes like a plum, and then when finnally getting to the counter the check-out bird says " I'm off for lunch now, till closed" So you end up being shuffled to the next till and standing there like a plum for another ten minutes.

5) Mums who each take there only kid to school in an eighty grand 4x4 Range rover, at around 8.45 am most schools around England become gridlocked with parents (women) who cant park a motor to save there life, and who only live 75 yards from the school. PARENTS GET YOUR KIDS TO WALK THEY NEED EXERCISE !.  The mum in her Range has about eight attempts at parallel parking, after wiping the odd wing mirror off, she kisses her kid good bye and has another three attempts getting out of the space its just taken her 10 minutes getting into.