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[Bad Bob]

I know you know that your first thought was "Chocolate" but given the piranha like attacks that could expose you to, you settled for a "Salty" snack .

Suprised you didn't ask for " Pouff Balls "   

Dam.n it, Woof...would you quit flirting with me? 

Why don't you go see what Judge and Lando are up to in the hot tub, hmmm? 

[dawson99]

so when am i being put into this big brother thing then?

Sorry, mate, your jollies in Scotland cost you your place.  I'm your stand-in, which explains why I'm acting like such a nonce! 

touche   

[woof woof !]

Talking of Nonces , how many (now that Leon has gone, ) are left in here ? . and how come we keep geeting gatecrashed ? . Surely only housemates should be allowed to post in here ?

Typical St Mick organisation. P'iss up , couldn't and brewery spring to mind . 

[Bad Bob]

How many left?  Let's see...

Woolly...stormed off to Germany in a huff cos you called him a lesbian

Sophe...still living in the cardboard box, surely?  Didn't we set that out for the trash collector the other day as well?  Oops!

Judge...in ectasy somewhere beneath Lando's corpulent posterior

Lando...feeling slightly constipated, has retired to the toilette to see what shakes loose

Kazza...learning Spanish from some Norn Ironer over in Puerto del Belfastia

Ciggy...learning Spanish from some swarthy Banderos look-alike in Benadorm

PeeWee...busy convincing his parents that a 40th birthday party in Thailand is never complete without a pair of ladyboy strippers

Supersub...laid down for a nap last Thursday and hasn't moved since...should we call a medic?


I guess that leaves you and me, my canine friend.  Ohhh, and the gatecrashers you've mentioned.  Some guard dog you are!

[account deleted by request]

I was offered your place in the BBH Dawson , but when I turned up on the day they said I wasn't gay enough and that Badbob was going to have to do it afterall (I never got my £50 entry fee back either!) I am glad to see that Woof and Badbob seem to have clicked as a couple now though

[Bad Bob]

I was offered your place in the BBH Dawson , but when I turned up on the day they said I wasn't gay enough and that Badbob was going to have to do it afterall (I never got my £50 entry fee back either!) I am glad to see that Woof and Badbob seem to have clicked as a couple now though

Lost a wedge of cash did you?

You know, Saint, for a rentboy you have a terrible business sense.  They're supposed to pay you for sex not the other way round.   

[kazza 1]

How many left?  Let's see...

Woolly...stormed off to Germany in a huff cos you called him a lesbian

Sophe...still living in the cardboard box, surely?  Didn't we set that out for the trash collector the other day as well?  Oops!

Judge...in ectasy somewhere beneath Lando's corpulent posterior

Lando...feeling slightly constipated, has retired to the toilette to see what shakes loose

Kazza...learning Spanish from some Norn Ironer over in Puerto del Belfastia

Ciggy...learning Spanish from some swarthy Banderos look-alike in Benadorm

PeeWee...busy convincing his parents that a 40th birthday party in Thailand is never complete without a pair of ladyboy strippers

Supersub...laid down for a nap last Thursday and hasn't moved since...should we call a medic?


I guess that leaves you and me, my canine friend.  Ohhh, and the gatecrashers you've mentioned.  Some guard dog you are!

My Spanish teacher is from Manresa just outside Barcelona   Not some Norn Ironer

Anyway I have been here. I've just been enjoying my penis shaped rock  

[Bad Bob]

Anyway I have been here. I've just been enjoying my penis shaped rock  

Ay carumba!

Now, is it my imagination or has it gotten more and more purple since you've been hugging it?  Are we gonna need our wellies? 

[Bad Bob]

Feck sake...half the house seems to have checked out and on a Friday night no less!

What say we through the doors open, invite in the "gatecrashers" and have a proper house party?

Barry can bring the Fanta.    Saint, pick us up something to eat down the chippies will ya?  Dawson, can bring the cards and poker chips and Rafa-Dodd can hire the strippers for later.

You're all welcome to crash here for the night but you'll have to help clean the place in the morning or PeeWee will hit the feckin' roof when he gets back!

[66-1120597113]

Feck sake...half the house seems to have checked out and on a Friday night no less!

What say we through the doors open, invite in the "gatecrashers" and have a proper house party?

Barry can bring the Fanta.    Saint, pick us up something to eat down the chippies will ya?  Dawson, can bring the cards and poker chips and Rafa-Dodd can hire the strippers for later.

You're all welcome to crash here for the night but you'll have to help clean the place in the morning or PeeWee will hit the feckin' roof when he gets back!

Cheers for the invite Bob,i might drop by later with a few tinnies!!

[Bad Bob]

Feck sake...half the house seems to have checked out and on a Friday night no less!

What say we through the doors open, invite in the "gatecrashers" and have a proper house party?

Barry can bring the Fanta.    Saint, pick us up something to eat down the chippies will ya?  Dawson, can bring the cards and poker chips and Rafa-Dodd can hire the strippers for later.

You're all welcome to crash here for the night but you'll have to help clean the place in the morning or PeeWee will hit the feckin' roof when he gets back!

Cheers for the invite Bob,i might drop by later with a few tinnies!!

Grab Mikz on your way, Bazza...I hear he's got a bottle of McCutcheon's whiskey to contribute! 

Daxy, you're tight with Robbie now...any chance you, he and a few of the lads would stop by?  Strictly those not likely to make the squad for tomorrow, of course, and let em know that they're will be absolutely no karaoke! 

[account deleted by request]

I was offered your place in the BBH Dawson , but when I turned up on the day they said I wasn't gay enough and that Badbob was going to have to do it afterall (I never got my £50 entry fee back either!) I am glad to see that Woof and Badbob seem to have clicked as a couple now though

Lost a wedge of cash did you?

You know, Saint, for a rentboy you have a terrible business sense.  They're supposed to pay you for sex not the other way round.   

  The money was supposed to be to sleep with the girls in the BBH, I didn't know you were going to use it to sleep with ALL the men Badbob. 



I got 30 portions as Lando will eat at least 10 of them 

[Bad Bob]

I got 30 portions as Lando will eat at least 10 of them 

Sound...I'm starvin'!

Give it here before that fat bas.tard squeezes his way in here and hoovers it all up! 

As for pulling the BB ladies, mate, apparently all you need to make time with Kazza is to be a giant penis.  You're set! 

[kazza 1]

@ giant penis!!!! I think all I want tonight is a few beers and a pizza.............

Hint hint BB

[Bad Bob]

:laugh: @ giant penis!!!! I think all I want tonight is a few beers and a pizza.............

Hint hint BB

Hey, Kazza, it worked...




If, it's that easy then I'll take happily take the ladies of "Lost" for the evening please BB!