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Postby 66-1112520797 » Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:15 pm

Ciggy wrote:
s@int wrote:As was pointed out to me, this is a Liverpool board and if I want to make jokes about scousers this is not the appropriate place.

It depends on the scouse jokes really, but if people are out of town and support Liverpool and Laugh at the "Sign on" chants, then its time for them to support another club prefrably one not in Liverpool.

When your on holiday and theres an act on in a bar/club. They will say what audience have we got in tonight people from Birmingham?
London? Manchester? Liverpool? as soon as they know scousers are present they reel off a load of jokes about theives, unemployment so then they have material for their act.

Me mum was saying this so the next night when asked anyone from Liverpool we didnt answer and the same silly b@stard that called me a thief the night before asked me was I scandinavian I just nodded.

Que no jokes about scousers less material for him.

The scouse jokes TBH are a bit old in the tooth now theives and dolelites if people want to be funny atleast come up with some new material.

I didnt mean to cause offence. Those kind of jokes are old in the tooth, and no offence was intended. Its how you take it I suppose.
But in the same light, southern softies, and warm shandy drinkers are equally old in the tooth so .....

As long as its all light hearted thats all that matters I suppose.
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Postby Ciggy » Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:19 pm

Bamaga man wrote:I didnt mean to cause offence. Those kind of jokes are old in the tooth, and no offence was intended. .

You didnt mate I was just saying them jokes are boring if people want to be funny they need new material weve heard that for donkeys years and its not the slightest bit funny anymore its really boring.

And on the warm shandy thing totally opposit Ive had a feckin ball every time Ive been to London. and not once I have drank warm shandy infact I wish I had of due to the amounts of hangovers Ive suffered the following day :D
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Postby account deleted by request » Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:19 pm

I would think it started under Maggie Thatcher, thats when Liverpool was hammered. So early 80's?
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Postby dawson99 » Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:20 pm

but all jokes are gonna offend someone, i cant say spastic, cant say fat or ginger?

when somethings rubbish i call it gay and everyone thinks im homophobic. truth be told i am the least prejudiced as i hate everyone equally.
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Postby Woollyback » Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:20 pm

Bamaga man wrote:But in the same light, southern softies, and warm shandy drinkers are equally old in the tooth so .....

yeah but that's f*ckin TRUE :laugh:
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Postby dawson99 » Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:24 pm

i dont drink shandy :angry:

babysham on the other hand...
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Postby 66-1112520797 » Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:25 pm

Woollyback wrote:
Bamaga man wrote:But in the same light, southern softies, and warm shandy drinkers are equally old in the tooth so .....

yeah but that's f*ckin TRUE :laugh:

In the words of Ricky Tomlinson




"My @rse" is it   :D
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Postby account deleted by request » Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:27 pm

dawson99 wrote:i dont drink shandy :angry:

babysham on the other hand...

At least you wont be the only gay in the village living in London Dawson  :D
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Postby Ciggy » Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:27 pm

dawson99 wrote:i dont drink shandy :angry:

babysham on the other hand...

I thought you prefered Martini dry?
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Postby Woollyback » Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:28 pm

pimms & lemonade anyone?


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Postby dawson99 » Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:32 pm

metalhead zara and peewee arguing, i call that pimms o clock

pimms rocks!!!
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:27 pm

I can't get on the internet in work no more ladies and gents.  I've got to actually fucking do work these days.  No more sitting off playing on the internet all day.  Depending on how the rest of the year goes for me etc... I might be passing the baton onto somebody else around summertime. 

You read it here first. 

I like it on here but if I can't actually be at a PC to do the job, it's only fair somebody else should do it.
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:32 pm

woof woof ! wrote:I'd like to check Zbabe's banning with the mods but here we are 7.15 and not one in sight  , f'ucks sake :angry:

I was out getting pissed last night straight from work.  While I was in work I told Peewee I'd have a look at that thread last night but I felt like drinking heavily and watching Birmingham batter Newcastle.  I think Supersub has sorted that out anyway.  I didn't even read the thread.  Was it bad?
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Postby account deleted by request » Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:36 pm

You could always stop going to the boozer and come on here in the evenings instead Jonny. :D
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Postby dawson99 » Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:48 pm

so did anyone get banne get banned in the end?
and can we not get wooly a lap top he can take with him TO the pub?

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