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[Dom1]

zippy is so hot

[Ciggy]

Remember when bungle took his head off once and said im f@kin sweatin in this suit an it was live on air   They have been banned since

[JBG]

Look at those three monster and tell me they are not the spawn of the devil himself. 

[stmichael]

Look at those three monster and tell me they are not the spawn of the devil himself. 

[Dom1]

Remember when bungle took his head off once and said im f@kin sweatin in this suit an it was live on air   They have been banned since

no i dont remember thatm it sounds hilarious though 

[Ciggy]

Its true Dom bungle swore live on air they have never been together since

[Ciggy]

jane rod an freddy aswell the pop group

[Dom1]

[Honolulu Bob]

Rainbow's great!

Rainbow Script

[Ciggy]

Rainbow's great!

Rainbow Script

ffs bob thats a scream

[Dom1]

ive seen that B4 , hilarious

[taff]

Had this sent to me yesterday

Nasty Stuff this....
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Whilst most people know about the hooligan violence that blighted football n the 70's and 80's, few people will be aware of the clashes that took place between rival children's TV gangs.
This week sees the publication of "Congratulations...you've just met the RJF", the long awaited biography from children's TV favourites, Rod, Jane and Freddy.  This explosive book brings readers face to face with the relentless violence of 80's kiddies TV.

Sports Offensive reprints these exclusive extracts.
Beginnings

Rod: In 1979 there were a lot of really useful firms operating out of ITV and "The Rainbow Boys" were one of the best in the business. The problem was, because we were new, we were always on the outside looking in. It was time to make a bit of a noise and show them we could handle ourselves.

Freddy: We decided we were going to take Play School in their home pub, Chatters wine bar in Hampstead. On the face of it, it was a f****ing ridiculous thing to do. They were pretty handy and had a big reputation, but that didn't mean nothing to us. We were ready to make our mark and didn't care how we did it.

Jane: We got there early and just kept a low profile. Pretty soon the whole place was filling up. There were quite a few faces in there: Fred Harris, Derek Griffiths, Big Ted. I can't say it bothered me. All I was thinking was, "You're going to get it, you numpties!"

Rod: I think it was Johnny Ball who clocked us. I can remember him saying something like "I can think of a number: the three c***s stood over there"
and it all kicked off. Even though they hit us with everything they had, we took it. All I can remember is Freddy screaming, "Hold the line, just hold the a f****ing line" and we did.

Jane: I didn't think they could believe that three of us had taken about forty of them at their place. They just melted away, flicking the V's at us and looking like a total set of ponces. I saw Hamble with blood pouring from an open head wound. To be honest I was too wound up to care.

Rod: We walked away from there with our heads held high. The Rainbow Boys would have to take notice now. Rod, Jane and Freddy had well and truly arrived.

The Battle of Blue Peter

Rod: There's been a whole heap of bull spoken about who vandalized the Blue Peter Garden. The truth is that place got torn up in one of the maddest, bloodiest children's television rucks I can ever remember.

Jane: Blue Peter were always giving it some about how they were the best in the business. We were happy to let them think that. Our feeling was they'd got sloppy and hadn't fought anyone decent for about five years. Their shows always went out live, so the plan was to wait until the end of the live broadcast and pile in. The trouble was it didn't work out like that.

Freddy: We'd gone over the wall and started heading towards them. It was Simon Groom and Janet Ellis and we could tell we'd taken them by surprise.
Rod wades in and bang, bang, bang they both go down like a sack of sh*t. It was all a bit too easy and we couldn't work out why the camera crew were holding back. Then we realized, they'd been having some sort of past presenter's reunion. They all came pouring out of the studios: Noakes, Purves, Singleton; all ready to kick seven shades of cr*p out of us.

Jane: As far as we were concerned there was only one thing to do. Stand our ground. Other firms would have run but we just thought, fack it, this far and no further. It wasn't easy mind. They were tooled up with bottle tops from a "bring and buy sale". Peter Duncan was just wading into us with a bicycle-chain shouting, "Take that you wa*kers!" I honestly didn't think we'd last much longer.

Rod: Then we heard it. The best sound in the world; "Up above the streets and houses, Rainbow climbing high!" It was The Rainbow Boys battle cry...the cavalry was coming. Zippy dropped the nut on Biddy Baxter and suddenly things were a bit more even. I swear on my mother's grave if security hadn't stepped in we'd have murdered the ########'s.

Freddy: The garden was totally facked. They covered it up and said it was the work of vandals. No it wasn't, it was the scene of our finest hour.

Congratulations...You've Just Met The RJF is published by Hodder and Staunton and retails at £7.99

[Honolulu Bob]

Yeah I heard they gave Rentaghost a right pasting too, that Freddie was f*cking psycho! 

[taff]

Rentaghost I fu**ing hated that programme

[112-1077774096]

thats funny 

anyway does anyone know that it was actually les ferdinand who wrecked the blue peter garden. this is a fact