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Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Good day to defy convention. Be yourself. Buy a fedora, for example, and wear it indoors.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
You will go to a Chinese restaurant and decide to try something new. Don't do it! It's not as good as your favorite.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
You'll feel a little tired and run down, today. Just a hunch, but that could explain those tire tracks on your shirt, as well...
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
A good day to start getting your affairs in order. You shouldn't be having affairs anyway, so the least you can do is tidy them up.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Have you ever considered adopting a new life as a "mountain-person"? Living in the vast mountains and forests of Alaska, hewing an existence from the unforgiving wild Nature of our ancestors? Nope, me neither.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
An older friend will avoid you today. Have you considered using any of the vast number of breath-freshening products that are available, these days?
Libra (September 22 - October 22)
Bad day to feed the Bengal tiger. Let someone else do it, today. Probably just an "off" batch of the Purina Tiger Chow, but why risk it?
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Good day to ponder the parable of the itsy bitsy spider, and the futility of climbing up water spouts during spring weather. You'll be able to apply this lesson to one of your current relationships.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Good day to sleep in. A nap would work well today, too. Try to get to bed early. Aside from that, nothing too exciting today.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Good time to compliment your friends. If you can't think of anything else to say, tell them they're looking "very buff." That will leave them pleased, but slightly uneasy, and they'll spend a lot of time looking in the mirror.
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Good time to invest some time in self-improvement. Or if that seems too hard, you can always improve someone else. Oh sure, they may gripe about it at first, but they'll thank you later.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
A romantic episode will take you by surprise. Tip: the important thing to remember when dealing with circus performers, is not to suggest having a "fling."
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