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[Sabre]

Lando made the question I had, you should have stayed.

Why didn't you let them go without you you f*cking fairy?

Scared of what the girl would do!?! 

Theres me alone and 6 girls id look like a right gayboy!   

Bóllocks. Guys will look to you with envy, and if any girl addresses you with an "are you gay"? just tell her to go to the WC with her to test it, with a smile

It's a nice respond, because if she wants you, she will test it, if she doesn't, you have a "no", but it is not a shameful one, as it was an act of defence.

That's my Spaniard view of the matter.

But yes, good thread, it's obvious the "spoils-your-target-always" kind of mate is universal. I had a friend that used to be rude with the girl when we were intimating with girl, just in the moment you think,, she's about to fall to you. When you asked him for his attitude, angry, later, he just answered "Here either we fúck everyone of us, or none does". The bástard.

[82-1074641017]

Lol your mate sums up what this mate ive got is like.
He will either puke on the spot, shout out his rude fantasies or fart repeatedly when these girls are in our company.

Cheers for your advice anyway Sabre,  I will try it next time im out mate.  Much appreciated

[Igor Zidane]

I think you should tell your mate to f@ck right off till he soughts his sh1tty liver out,

[stoney]

Why didn't you let them go without you you f*cking fairy?

Scared of what the girl would do!?!

Theres me alone and 6 girls id look like a right gayboy! 

Or a player 

[82-1074641017]

We are all getting sick of him like, a couple of weeks back he took a JD and Coke off some dodgy looking geezer who was insisting we drink it(we tried to advise him it was spiked but did he listen?) he downed it and went off his cake crying coz Arsenal beat Liverpool and started booting the walls and toilet doors then he threw up on the dancefloor in Mood, then had a s*i*e outside the McDonalds by the Holiday Inn
Then he started snarling everyone in sight so we fooked off and left him

[drummerphil]

shít anywhere me...........

when a mans got to shít,a mans got to shít 

[Igor Zidane]

is right phil, none of this ohhh it's to dirty . When the turtles head appears you've just gotta take a dump.

[Lionheart]

Do you think your mate fancies you and was abit jealous?

Maybe he wanted you to push his poo back in for him. You've let your 'mate' down Roberts!!! Cruel, insensitive ba$tard!!! 

[drummerphil]

who hasnt made a  skidmark or two........

[drummerphil]

Do you think your mate fancies you and was abit jealous?

Maybe he wanted you to push his poo back in for him. You've let your 'mate' down Roberts!!! Cruel, insensitive ba$tard!!! 

maybe he took you for bit of a shít stabber.........

[Igor Zidane]

yer but it looks really bad in your brand new Laaaaa coste trackie kidda

[drummerphil]

its a bit like captain kirk in star trek trying to get rid of the klingons (cling ons) 

[82-1074641017]

What winds me up is that he wont have a turd in the Revolution incase the dodgy aftershave floggers will hear him but he will had a shit outside Maccies in the street where people come and go and can see him
His anal interface embarrassment has cost me a decent bird  

[Lando_Griffin]

What winds me up is that he wont have a turd in the Revolution incase the dodgy aftershave floggers will hear him but he will had a shit outside Maccies in the street where people come and go and can see him
His anal interface embarrassment has cost me a decent bird  

He must be gay.

Whenever I go for a sh*t in public places, I try and make as much noise as possible!!!!! 

[Judge]

You should have carried on with the lass and just let your mate relieve in the toilets there

He wont sh.it in the Revolution coz the aftershave floggers will see him

aftershave floggers??              wtf