Liverpool FC Forum

[Number 9]

Feck dont tell me your a brain surgeon,finding out Judge was an audiologist was enough of a shock!

  How the fuck did that happen? 

Look in the"what do you look like thread" mate!!

[dawson99]

Three 15-year-old boys from Essex fleeing a take-away after not paying died in a car crash, a court has heard.

A take-away worker was following them when their car hit a tree, near Halstead, last year, prosecutors said.

Christopher Jolley, of Little Maplestead, Danny Archer, of Sible Hedingham, and Richard Warren, of Halstead, died at the scene.

Christopher Kibble, 18, and take-away worker Sakir Olgun, 27, deny causing death by dangerous driving.

The car in which the boys died, with Mr Kibble at the wheel, crashed in May 2007, the court heard.

Prosecutor Christopher Paxton told Chelmsford Crown Court that Mr Kibble and Mr Olgun, who was driving the other car, were responsible for the youngsters' deaths.


eh? they stole stuff, ran off and were killed, the people who were robbed are blamed? moral of this story, dont steal stuff! simple

[Judge]

Feck dont tell me your a brain surgeon,finding out Judge was an audiologist was enough of a shock!

  How the fuck did that happen? 

Look in the"what do you look like thread" mate!!

im a senior audiologist, not just a grunt you fecker 

[LFC2007]

The state of our NHS 

[woof woof !]

eh? they stole stuff, ran off and were killed, the people who were robbed are blamed? moral of this story, dont steal stuff! simple

D'yer reckon Princess Di and Dodi had nicked something from their hotel and it was just the "management" that were following them , trying to get their towels back ? .

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[dawson99]

i know they left the head and shoulders in the car after

(sorry)

[Judge]

The state of our NHS 

[red37]

The state of our f*cking Telly!

Why is it that on nearly every documentary type programme....after each commercial break - they insist on having to refresh our memories about the show thats being watched and how it came to be.

Honest to god. You are given an hour long programme, minus 3 ad breaks - approx 12 minutes robbed there. Then, the announcer/narrator spends a further 2 minutes immediately after each hiatus, reminding everyone what happened prior to it - and what the bloody hell is "STILL TO COME" 

In the end you probably receive around 35-40 minutes of actual broadcasting time based around the content. Cr@p!

[Roger Red Hat]

TV License - I reckon it's time to make a stand. Revolt against the TV licensing. If we all refuse to pay it they'll have to reduce it in price. scandalous.

Car tax - wtf?
Car A :  My 2000 (w) Astra, 1.6 16v, tax cost = £185
Car B : mates 2001 (y) Zafira, 1.6 16v, tax cost = £400
A Zafira is an Astra with a high roof you fking tools!

Gordon Brown - fk off you Scottish cnt.
"If every household in Britain reduces the amount of food they throw away, then each household will make a saving from this and take some of the strain off the cost of living".
NO! NO! NO! NO! If YOU stopped raping us on taxes and if YOU stopped trying to take p!ss with the tax on the inflating price of petrol (reduce your tax percentage) then we would also make a saving!
Give us something back you fking n@bhead.

That Zimbabwae president fella - you can fk off anawl! time someone assisinated you ya pr!ck.

Asda - when I asked for fish and chips you should NOT have assumed I wanted gravy on it. That way Michelle, the nice lady working in the cafe there today, would not be wasting her time mopping it up of the cafe floor. I'd already had a run in upstairs cos I wanted a refund for some work trousers that were split. So I was in no mood - fk wits.

The lady who cut me up going into Aldi car park yesterday - sorry, my transit van door accidently slipped out of my hand and I think it's maybe dinged the passenger door of ya BMW. oops, me bad.

[woof woof !]

  And how come all the channels take an ad break at the same time    I'm not interested in the latest absorbency levels for new improved knob shaped cotton wool dildo's ! I change channels only to find some kunt tellin' me how a pad with wings seals in leakage    .

Click to BBC no Ads , Hurrah ! wait a minute , Gods Strewth, it's another gardening special !

I live in a third floor flat you fu'ckin' dozy myopic middle class muesli eaters

[dawson99]

car tax i couldnt care about, i dont drive and there are too many cars. should be more tax if households have more than one car, work it that way.

as for tv licence, we got to get rid of it. and ads all at same time, i agree, i always have a flick during the ads, and everones on ads!!! argh

[andy_g]

as for tv licence, we got to get rid of it. and ads all at same time, i agree, i always have a flick during the ads, and everones on ads!!! argh

its a lovely idea but the tv companies aren't going to make and show programmes for free. and we don't really need to know about your disgusting personal habits when the ads are on.

[dawson99]

well she enjoys it
get rid of bbc, we all tvo it anyways and skip past the ads

[Judge]

  And how come all the channels take an ad break at the same time    I'm not interested in the latest absorbency levels for new improved knob shaped cotton wool dildo's ! I change channels only to find some kunt tellin' me how a pad with wings seals in leakage    .

Click to BBC no Ads , Hurrah ! wait a minute , Gods Strewth, it's another gardening special !

I live in a third floor flat you fu'ckin' dozy myopic middle class muesli eaters

muesli eaters, wtf

[Kharhaz]

  And how come all the channels take an ad break at the same time    I'm not interested in the latest absorbency levels for new improved knob shaped cotton wool dildo's ! I change channels only to find some kunt tellin' me how a pad with wings seals in leakage    .

Click to BBC no Ads , Hurrah ! wait a minute , Gods Strewth, it's another gardening special !

I live in a third floor flat you fu'ckin' dozy myopic middle class muesli eaters

I can tell you here and now when its time for my missus to wear a "pad with wings" the one thing she doesnt feel like doing is running around like a stoned gazelle or climbing mountains !

What also gets me with the bbc are the movies. They will decide to show a movie, so you watch it getting into, and just as the good bits start to happen "we'll be back with rest of the film after the news !"    WHY? you have a bloody 24 hour news channel why leave the last half hour of this film for the bloody news?