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[RUSHIE#9]

My god if ever there was somebody that had a face like a rectal opening then it would be him.

I bet the doctor didn't know which way up to hold him when he was born.

[Woollyback]

'kin ell andy you stalker

he really is an obnoxious c.unt, i'd love to shove his face in a deep fat fryer and turn it up to full heat. then i'd ram his balls into a food blender and iron his ears, before widening his crimper with a claw hammer. then i'd steal his house as it looks quite nice actually   

he once dated a girl called claire hardman who i've, ahem, "squired"..  gary neville's had my sloppy seconds (albeit with about a 10 year delay)