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[Emerald Red]

At least he didn't go out with a dildo up his hole, strung up in a closet wearing suspenders, eh?

[Igor Zidane]

Apparently he was shot by a SMOOOOOOOOOOOTH CRIMINAL.

[GYBS]

Anyway weve you been tonight Linford, you come on here an within 2 minutesyouve ran the 100 meters 5 times

Now im not saying i missed you like , but me eyes had a good rest

a bit of summer league hockey nanny and some coaching kids footy before hand

[bigmick]

In unconnected news that is actually happening, the Chinese couple who ran off with ten million dollars from NZ when the bank paid it to them by mistake are still at large. They were last seen in Hong Kong by all accounts, and the bank say they have recovered all but 3.8 million dollars of the money, but that last portion is proving "stubbornly difficult to locate  " . They are working with the Chinese authorites as well, but as it appears that the Chinese don't give a flying feck, and that the two people who did it live in a region where there are about 784 million people called Ching, the chances of apprehending them appear ever more remote. 

I only post it up as a couple of people have asked me about it.

In other news, in the big NZ retrial of the last 50 years, a bloke called David Bain was found not guilty of killing his family brutally with a shotgun after serving fourteen years for the crime. The case was exceptional mainly in the plainly obvious fact that he did do it, blatantly. He is the New Zealand version of OJ Simpson, only white, with bigger ears.

I could be the forums New Zealand correspondant from now on. I think I'll "self appoint" myself it infact.

[fivecups]

RIP - I loved Michael Jackson when I was a kid - 'Bad' was the first album I ever bought. Clearly mad but also brilliant - famous or infamous he was a true legend.

There will be ridiculous amounts of coverage about this for days (and many many jokes!).

[GYBS]

Self Appointing once again Mick - tut tut

[Number 9]

At least he didn't go out with a dildo up his hole, strung up in a closet wearing suspenders, eh?

No but he had a monkey stuck to his di'ck..whats better?

[bigmick]

Just like to point out that the BBC are holding off from putting thathe is dead in the headlines, the bbc will only say stuff once they have all the info.

Doesn't seem to overly bother Radio 5 

[red37]

Not a fan like...

All the same, R.I.P Jacko.

[lakes10]

I wonder how fast i will get sent the first joke text about this.

[Number 9]

Michael Jacksons last wish was to be melted down into toy soldiers......so the kids could play with him for a change!!

[Igor Zidane]

Listen , i don't want to see anyone dead , but this fecker was a wrongun , we all know it . The only problem now is ,is that the press are going to build him to some sort of god like icon . He made some great music , but he was a sick fecker  in all honesty.

[Greavesie]

In unconnected news that is actually happening, the Chinese couple who ran off with ten million dollars from NZ when the bank paid it to them by mistake are still at large. They were last seen in Hong Kong by all accounts, and the bank say they have recovered all but 3.8 million dollars of the money, but that last portion is proving "stubbornly difficult to locate  " . They are working with the Chinese authorites as well, but as it appears that the Chinese don't give a flying feck, and that the two people who did it live in a region where there are about 784 million people called Ching, the chances of apprehending them appear ever more remote. 

I only post it up as a couple of people have asked me about it.

In other news, in the big NZ retrial of the last 50 years, a bloke called David Bain was found not guilty of killing his family brutally with a shotgun after serving fourteen years for the crime. The case was exceptional mainly in the plainly obvious fact that he did do it, blatantly. He is the New Zealand version of OJ Simpson, only white, with bigger ears.

I could be the forums New Zealand correspondant from now on. I think I'll "self appoint" myself it infact.

 

[NANNY RED]

RIP - I loved Michael Jackson when I was a kid - 'Bad' was the first album I ever bought. Clearly mad but also brilliant - famous or infamous he was a true legend.

There will be ridiculous amounts of coverage about this for days (and many many jokes!).

Me an all when i was a teenager, you chose between him the Osmonds or David Cassidy, i even had his pic up on me bedroom wall, for a bit, Ah he was grat though till he went all mad

[fivecups]

Am I just imagining it or is the web running slowly?