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[metalhead]

Mashers got it an all but i feel sorry for him , but hes a little soldier so it wont bother him to much Not like yous bunch of fairies.

How do you know masch got it?

[Number 9]

Thankfully I'm on the mend from the deadly strain of H5N1 "Bird Flu".
Yes I may have been slagged off here for been a sissy for having Man Flu, but I had, (still have) the real deal sucker punch flu.

I was advised on medical grounds to consume a nice big large KFC bucket to counter-act the strain of H5N1. It acts the same way as an anti-biotic, by entering the bird into the bloodstream, except the KFC method is a more satisfying way.

Anyhow nice to be back, after 1 long day off the computer.


Medically recommended to cure the flu. Plus plenty of time off with your feet up helps speed recovery.

Balls mate thats you fuc'ked!
You will wake up tomorrow with little feathers starting to come out of your pores.Next day you will have a little beak,then your arms will turn into wings by the end of the week you will be a fully fledged "Birdmanstein"! 
But Oh no it does'nt stop there,Bernard Matthews will come along and take you to one of his farms,fillet you and send you to Tescos in Judges town.Judges missus will pick you up and bring you home and make Judge a nice Curry with you in it.Judge will eat you,nature will take its course and you'll end up down his sh'itter.
Rather you than me Birdy boy!