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Postby 112-1077774096 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:37 pm

Lucky Dude Marries Thai Twins !!
Double his pleasures or double his troubles ??
Only in AMAZING THAILAND !

(Translated from the Thai Rath Newspaper)

After Mr Wichai (Tao), aged 24, from Samut Songkram province, who earns his living by dealing in old goods, got married to gorgeous twins Ms Sirintara and Ms Thipawan 22, he vouched his sincerest 'equal love' for both of them!

Mr Wichai, just yesterday, got married in a grand ceremony to both twins simultaneously.

On being interviewed by Thai Rath reporters, Mr Wichai declared
wholeheartedly that he didn't see much problem in having to perform tiresome marital duties with two wives.

In the engagement ceremony before the wedding, Mr Wichai successfully offered a dowry of eight baht (this is the weight, not the value) of gold and 80,000 baht EACH for his lovely darlings.

Both families celebrated the marriage with joy and were said to be delighted for the threesome.

Mr Wichai told the press that he had been best of friends with his neighbouring twins since they were children.

'When I grew older, I would walk past their house each morning and try to decide for myself which one I fancied more, but it was darn impossible - I  adored BOTH of them - I just couldn't decide which one of them to chat up....!'

He went on to say, 'For three continuous years all three of us would go on dates together, until there was one day when I couldn't stand the frustration any longer and told them, 'I love you and want to marry you BOTH''

The fortunate Mr Wichai, instead of getting a slap in the face, was overjoyed when both girls admitted to having sworn all along that they wished to marry the same man!

'It wasn't easy at first, what with the neighbours gossiping, but our family sympathized, understood, and fully supported our mutual love for the one man' the twins said.

Mr Wichai arranged for his brides to live with him in his family house after the wedding, and his mother has already proudly prepared TWO rooms for the newly-weds.

Our reporters were just gagging to hear the response to this mouth-watering question:-

"And.... what are the sleeping arrangements Mr Wichai?", to which he replied modestly with a beaming smile.

'Absolutely no problems! For the first three nights of the week, I will sleep with Ms Thipawan and the next three will be spent with Ms Sirintara. As for every Saturday, the three of us will sleep together'

Ms Sirintara finally told the press, 'When my twin and I worked as assistant nurses, we promised each other that we would never leave each other's side, and that our future husband would have to either take us both, or leave us.'

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Postby Bad Bob » Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:44 pm

peewee wrote:As for every Saturday, the three of us will sleep together'

Ah, hell ya!  :bowdown

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Postby GYBS » Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:46 pm

:laugh:

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Postby Judge » Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:48 pm

look at his smile and the thumbs up :D
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Postby GRAHAM01 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:54 pm

lucky fecker get 2 birds but only 1 mother in law :D :D
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Postby dawson99 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:56 pm

wait til it all goes wrong and he has to give each 50% of his income lol
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Postby Bad Bob » Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:00 pm

GRAHAM01 wrote:lucky fecker get 2 birds but only 1 mother in law :D :D

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Postby GRAHAM01 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:02 pm

dawson99 wrote:wait til it all goes wrong and he has to give each 50% of his income lol

sh*t i never thought about that, he best keep them happy  :D
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Postby woof woof ! » Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:02 pm

It'll all end in tears  :( 

but until it does , what a lucky lucky lucky b'stard  :D
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Postby Judge » Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:10 pm

GRAHAM01 wrote:
dawson99 wrote:wait til it all goes wrong and he has to give each 50% of his income lol

sh*t i never thought about that, he best keep them happy  :D

thank god he's not fat frank :D
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Postby ConnO'var » Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:31 pm

dawson99 wrote:wait til it all goes wrong and he has to give each 50% of his income lol

LOL!


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Bitten off more than he can chew I reckon.
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Postby GRAHAM01 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:34 pm

Favourite saying of his

you two can chew :D :D
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Postby GYBS » Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:59 pm

has he checked down below thou to make sure he hasnt married twin boys :D
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Postby RUSHIE#9 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:04 pm

GYBS wrote:has he checked down below thou to make sure he hasnt married twin boys :D

:laugh:


Great minds eh!!!
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Postby NANNY RED » Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:25 pm

Therll be fights soon mark my words, There gonna be comparing notes on what he did an how long he did it for, Jealousy will creep in soon im tellin yeh.

Hes a greedy get an all though ,

I wouldnt want him dippin his wick were it had been dipped  somewhere a day before .not a chance. These girls must be stupid , or hes loaded an there gonna finish him off quickly like
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