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met a couple of americans when I was at uni in Norwich who used to find the term 'Going for a walk around the Broad' quite amusing. .  They dont quite understand 'Ill knock you up' either.

[kazza 1]

Heres some chat from northern Ireland.....
(for those who dont understand, the translation is underneath)

"What about ye big mawn, what are ye at the day?"
( How are you? Are you doing anything interesting this fine day?)


"Taxi fer White"
(usually heard at nightclubs and bars. Refers to someone who has consumed too much alchohol or drugs and is vomiting.)


"Till Till Till"
(this a rare. Be on the look out. Feel priviledged to hear it if you do. Translates as: Two minutes to Two)


"Fancy a wee pint down the bar, or do ya wanna go till the Offies for a carry out?"
( Would you like to join me in some merriment at our local hostelry or would you rather purchasing some alchohol from the local Off License?)


"Getawaydafug ya wee gat. Who'd ya fink y'are? Wee Slabber......"
( You'd better leave my vicinity in a hurry. I don't like you. Go away and don't come back. Who do you think you are? Go away.)


"Givuz ah way bitta pace!"
(Not a cry for an end to violence but a plea for time alone.)


"Fer fuhsake catch yerself on ya fuggen goat ye..."
( Look, you better review the situation. You look rather silly)

"Man, he's a fuggen dickbax, no bones about it. I'd knack the ballbegs ballix in...."
( I'm not particularly fond of said person in question, but by jove, I'd hit him if I saw him.)

   

[Woollyback]

I used to make an interchange (one day we talked in english, another day in Spanish) with a Merkin girl from California and she didn't understand some of the expressions I used, some of them, learnt here.

Sabre mate you're a comedy genius (although you probably don't yet know it )

perfectly illustrating the point of this thread, a "merkin" is a pubic wig

what is merkin in spanish?

My goodness Woolls where did ya find that ..   

in the wife's knicker drawer

[Judge]

I used to make an interchange (one day we talked in english, another day in Spanish) with a Merkin girl from California and she didn't understand some of the expressions I used, some of them, learnt here.

Sabre mate you're a comedy genius (although you probably don't yet know it )

perfectly illustrating the point of this thread, a "merkin" is a pubic wig

what is merkin in spanish?

My goodness Woolls where did ya find that ..   

you sent him it in the post

[dawson99]

to sort someone out in northern ireland is more sexual than it is in london i think?

[Judge]

to sort someone out in northern ireland is more sexual than it is in london i think?

aye dawson they say ''i'll sort her out'' 

[kazza 1]

to sort someone out in northern ireland is more sexual than it is in london i think?

aye dawson they say ''i'll sort her out'' 

I dont think I have heard  anyone say "I'll sort her out" in a sexual way before. I think it is more a saying for "I'll kick your fuggen ballix in luv!" or something along those lines. One I heard the other day at work was funny. "what do think of that? I'd love to dip my wick in her!! Have never heard it before and nearly drove into a wall laughing.    

[Judge]

to sort someone out in northern ireland is more sexual than it is in london i think?

aye dawson they say ''i'll sort her out'' 

I dont think I have heard  anyone say "I'll sort her out" in a sexual way before. I think it is more a saying for "I'll kick your fuggen ballix in luv!" or something along those lines. One I heard the other day at work was funny. "what do think of that? I'd love to dip my wick in her!! Have heard it before and nearly drove into a wall laughing.    

after the kick kazza, then they'll be nice and swollen, which is how you like it, so i'm told  masochist 

[kazza 1]

to sort someone out in northern ireland is more sexual than it is in london i think?

aye dawson they say ''i'll sort her out'' 

I dont think I have heard  anyone say "I'll sort her out" in a sexual way before. I think it is more a saying for "I'll kick your fuggen ballix in luv!" or something along those lines. One I heard the other day at work was funny. "what do think of that? I'd love to dip my wick in her!! Have heard it before and nearly drove into a wall laughing.   

after the kick kazza, then they'll be nice and swollen, which is how you like it, so i'm told  masochist 

  Who told you that??? I'm a pussy cat really.......

[dawson99]

what are fuggin ballax?

dipping the wick is a famous one i thought.
anyone else know what the donkey punch is?

[kazza 1]

fuggen ballix is..  fucking b*ll*c*ks. Its just the way we say it here.     

[dawson99]

i know, was kidding dudette

here we say facking Bawllox

[Woollyback]

what the feck's a donkey punch

[dawson99]

A donkey punch... this is pretty sick and pretty bizarre (something ive never done, but u say ud donkey puncha  bird if she was a b!atch)
u r on top, and justat the time of climax u donkey punch her in the head to make her spasm hence enlightening the experience.

(dont ask me how i know these things)

also called a kangaroo punch in the land of lionheart

[Woollyback]

and they say romance is dead