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by **thegreedo** » Thu May 11, 2006 8:27 am

Lando nooooooo!! Please, anything but the.........

by **Judge** » Thu May 11, 2006 11:59 am

stone effigy fallic todger..............

by **NiftyNeil** » Thu May 11, 2006 12:00 pm

by **Judge** » Thu May 11, 2006 12:01 pm

NiftyNeil wrote:exposed her hairy ar'se.
"you do know I'm a ladyboy don't you?" said the fairy godmother

and my name is niftyneil........suddenly..........

by **thegreedo** » Thu May 11, 2006 12:13 pm

Roberts was pulled from his day dream by the sight of cheesecrackernuts pet rabbit claire's maggot ridden corpse walking towards him screaming........

by **Judge** » Thu May 11, 2006 12:27 pm

thegreedo wrote:Roberts was pulled from his day dream by the sight of cheesecrackernuts pet rabbit claire's maggot ridden corpse walking towards him screaming........

niftyneil, we were only joking, come back, come back......

by **cheesecrackernuts** » Thu May 11, 2006 2:53 pm

my rabbit was confused with another one. he's not baked yet. it was her ex boyfriend who was eaten. my rabbit still playing somewhere. naughty girl

by **Lando_Griffin** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:35 am

(Moving on)...you smelly-ar*ed cack-tackler!

"Have rough sex with my bottom!" Judge shouted at NiftyNeil. "I promise I will poo on your little man whilst it is inside me!" he added.

Hearing this, Neil flew back like a shot, scooped Judge up, took their trousers down, and proceeded to...

by **thegreedo** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:43 am

pull a huge tube of primula cheese (and ham) spread from the pocket of the discarded jeans, flip the lid and squeeze a huge dollop on to the palm of his right hand before........

by **Dundalk** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:58 am

Judge jumped in and said 'What the hell are you doing Im going to......

by **thegreedo** » Fri May 12, 2006 1:06 am

tell Lando! you know he's the only man with an anal cheese fetish, he'll be insanely gealous and may just........

by **Dundalk** » Fri May 12, 2006 1:18 am

Flip you over and...

by **Lando_Griffin** » Fri May 12, 2006 2:33 am

...Bum you good and proper, Eva Longoria! (For t'was her all along!)

Just at that moment, Lando actually appeared, and was rather turned-on by the sight of Eva and some cheesy cream.

He walked up to the group, kicked the cr*p out of the lads, and then grabbed Eva (who'd fallen for him completely, due to his dashing good looks and the drugs he'd spiked her drink with).

Together, they walked into the sunset hand-in-hand. The lush green grass fading ever darker with the onset of night. The birds in the trees were still singing sweetly. Just then, a lone Nightingale sang in Berkeley Square.
It was the perfect evening for these true lovers.

Then when they got back to Lando's pad, they had rough sex 5 times, and Eva washed his socks.

Undeterred, Judge persued the helecopter alone, as Rafa-Dodd had bunked up with The greedo in a wanton bout of homosexual desire.

As Judge approached the abandoned helecopter, he tripped and fell into...

by **anti-hero** » Fri May 12, 2006 5:55 am

the passenger seat of a flying convertible driven by..

by **thegreedo** » Fri May 12, 2006 9:30 am

the woman he was deluded into thinking was eva longoria but was in fact the illegitamate love child of Bella Emberg and the Judge (you couldn't fail in the looks department drawing from that gene pool!!) who went by the name of.......

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