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[Lando_Griffin]

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Once they'd been bored to tears by Rafa Dodd's whinging, Lando and Judge persued the helicopter, with a bloodied and limping Rafa Dodd hot on their tail.

They lost sight of the LFC-o-copter as it descended past the hills in the distance, but they both knew where it was going.
They knew LFC, the perverted swine, was taking Bernardette to...

[dawson99]

...the launderette to remove the stains he had found on his new shirt which he had lent to....

[RichardLFC1]

Richardlfc1 Apparently he got so excited when liverpool beat chelsea he dropped some ......

[Judge]

intestine on the floor as his ar'se had prolapsed.

meanwhile garymac was planning a devastatin plan.......

[Lando_Griffin]

...involving four pipe-cleaners and a tube of Colgate. He set about turning his plan into reality, and just as it was about to come to fruition, ...

[Judge]

garymac fell on the tube of colgate which immediately disappeared into his rectum or mouth (as no one could tell), suddenly.............

[Judge]

due to the lull in quality posting the space occupied by lando's enormous ar'se.....

[Lando_Griffin]

due to the lull in quality posting the space occupied by lando's enormous ar'se.....

Was under threat from Judge's tongue.

Upset that he was rebuffed, Judge set about molesting a passing concubine, who was off to meet her boyfriend, Hustler.

Understandably shaken, the dirty tart sucked on a fag, then offered to see Judge again, if only to stop him from attacking other gypo-bints.
They met up 2 days later in her caravan, and soon got down to business due to Judge's lack of self-control in fore-play. Just as they were engrossed in their filthy trist, Hustler walk into his sewage-strewn van and spotted the act of betrayal by his girlfriend, who was also his mother, sister and great Grandma.

He flexed his child-like  muscles and...

[Judge]

due to the lull in quality posting the space occupied by lando's enormous ar'se.....

Was under threat from Judge's tongue.

Upset that he was rebuffed, Judge set about molesting a passing concubine, who was off to meet her boyfriend, Hustler.

Understandably shaken, the dirty tart sucked on a fag, then offered to see Judge again, if only to stop him from attacking other gypo-bints.
They met up 2 days later in her caravan, and soon got down to business due to Judge's lack of self-control in fore-play. Just as they were engrossed in their filthy trist, Hustler walk into his sewage-strewn van and spotted the act of betrayal by his girlfriend, who was also his mother, sister and great Grandma.

He flexed his child-like  muscles and...

(    @ lando's comments)


back to story:

looking through an archive of lando when he was younger. Lando had forgot he had left it last time in the gypo's caravan, whilst he had been showing it to those who looked like folk from ''wrong turn''.

However, hustler was savagely beaten death with a police truncheon by Anti Hero, who couldnt get a look at lando's book.

Meanwhile, AA was drunk, and as usual p'issing in the street again, as he has no bladder control, and needs a ballon stent inserting into his japs eye by a specialist, but was afraid of it.


Then the helicopter was seen....................

[cheesecrackernuts]

...to help seeking for my lost cuttie rabbit

[Judge]

however, cheesecrackernuts rabbit had been run over by woollybacks lambo, andf is now dead. How we all laughed.

Nonetheless, lando and anti hero and peewee (who had brought his LBFM's)....................................

[Lando_Griffin]

All clubbed together to buy Cheesypoofscrackerjackpappap a new rabbit called Claire.

After this time-consuming divertion, they were joined by Judge and got back on track.

They spotted the helecopter in the distance. They saw the dirty scrubber LFC and Bernadette clamber out and walk into a cave.

Judge crapped his...

[Judge]

hands, as judge was trying to say clapped in chinese

then lando actually crapped his pants. Roberts then turned up thinking the smell was from his mate, that seems to be always cacking himself......

[thegreedo]

it was a familiar smell that brought back memories of his time as the Walton prison bitch, they were dark days, memories he thought he had consigned to the depths of his mekon like cranium, momories he did not want brought back. Then it flooded back to him the sordid recollection 0f that night on D wing when........

[Judge]

he cried..........